is the infamous god who distributed justice throughout Dale County High School. When he raised his five fingers most listened, but when you didn't know how to count or tuck in your shirt, you were doomed to the Gates of Hell.
by InsideJokesOnly December 21, 2018
by Nigg...Ninja April 01, 2017
A (now deleted) Fake wikipedia article that it claimed to be a "mythical" mexican entity. Don and it is just a Meme
by yugoslaviamaster65 January 08, 2020
The real star of Viva La Bam.A grotesque
looking man,prone to frequent outbursts,
which leads to him screaming in an unknown language.Famous for some real odd things on his body,a rotted toenail,
a crater on his back,skin grapes hanging
out of his one pit,an eerie,unfocused
eye and his famous collection of chins.
I look forward to his hilarious antics
when he has to deal with the usual array
of shit from this group of brain dead
idiots,ransacking his house,shredding
his belongings,destroying his cars..etc.
Don Vito is here to stay,the world needs
a scallopini eating junkie,scooter driving wildman.
looking man,prone to frequent outbursts,
which leads to him screaming in an unknown language.Famous for some real odd things on his body,a rotted toenail,
a crater on his back,skin grapes hanging
out of his one pit,an eerie,unfocused
eye and his famous collection of chins.
I look forward to his hilarious antics
when he has to deal with the usual array
of shit from this group of brain dead
idiots,ransacking his house,shredding
his belongings,destroying his cars..etc.
Don Vito is here to stay,the world needs
a scallopini eating junkie,scooter driving wildman.
He's loud,he's fat and he's proud...if
you can understand what the hell he's
saying.He's Don Vito,the new man in town...He drives a kick ass scooter,hangs at the bar at Antonio's,
has a Springsteen tattoo on his ass and
eats some pretty rancid shit...He's
always ready to call the cops and has
a mother with a smoldering fuse and
crazy eyes...Vinny the chin,Chinzilla,
more to come...
you can understand what the hell he's
saying.He's Don Vito,the new man in town...He drives a kick ass scooter,hangs at the bar at Antonio's,
has a Springsteen tattoo on his ass and
eats some pretty rancid shit...He's
always ready to call the cops and has
a mother with a smoldering fuse and
crazy eyes...Vinny the chin,Chinzilla,
more to come...
by Getch June 28, 2005
by Please! No Pity for a G November 22, 2010
by dizzydz July 02, 2010
Verb; to handle a situation, mostly negative situations, in the most efficient, graceful and ruthlessly badass way possible to ensure the best outcome for oneself and the worst outcome for one's enemies. Slang: to treat women like disposable objects for sexual pleasure.
"You're going to drop me, Lucky Strike? That's fine, I'll just Don Draper your ass with a full page add in the paper."
"That Megan secretary is so hot, I'mma Don Draper THAT!"
"That Megan secretary is so hot, I'mma Don Draper THAT!"
by DouchebagGalore August 24, 2011