DIRK

DIRK IS A CHANGE JINGLING FINGER TAPPING GOOFBALL.

I COULD HEAR DIRK COMING AROUND THE CORNER, ALL THE CHANGE IN HIS POCKET JINGLING

by SomeoneYouDontKnoe August 8, 2025

dirk weed

A simple yet confusing way to call someone a dick bag

Uncle John is being such a dirk weed

by C u m b u c k et November 3, 2023

dirk

a person with no father (figure)

He grew up a dirk, so it explains a lot about him.

by dirkwordenjoyer June 2, 2022

Dirk

A dope. I.E. "i hooked up with the biggest dirk at the party."

This dirk I met the other night won't stop texting me.

by MELWISDOM November 23, 2017

dirking out

When you can't hang at a party. Originates from a Derek who had a mental breakdown after ingesting large amounts of Marijuana and Vyvanse. He had too much alcohol and couldn't finish his burger we gave him. So know when someone can't hang we say they are dirking out

Corn was dirking out last weekend bro, he couldn't stop punching walls.

Duck paul just punched me in the face

by Sqag June 30, 2014

Dirk Strider

Dirk Strider is a character from the webcomic Homestuck, created by Andrew Hussie. He is also Bali’s boyfriend.

Dirk Strider is my favourite Homestuck character!

by mailjeevas June 2, 2025

Dirk

A Dirk is an all round fraternity legend. Does not shy away for heavy drinking drugs or other substances. Whilst also performing top of his class professionally.

Dirk is an absolute legend

by Dirk Lid November 24, 2021