delivery

When a dealer brings drugs around to your house or meets you somewhere near your pad.

"I'll ring up 'old mate' for a delivery."

by Diego August 24, 2003

Deliver the Smackdown

adj: to inflict serious pain on another

When I catch the guy who stole my television, I will deliver the smackdown on him

by Peter 'Valenn1' C. November 22, 2003

express delivery

An intentional and malicious act taking place in a public restroom. The offender enters a restroom to take a shit in a stall next to an occupied stall or stalls containing an unknown victim or victims. The offender defecates quickly and wipes, but refrains from flushing the fresh feces down the toilet. The foul odor from the shit fills the stall and adjacent stalls, and eventually the entire restroom. The offender must quickly exit the restroom without being seen before the victims, who are still in the act of having a bowel movement, have the opportunity to escape the fumes.

There was a dude in my favorite stall on the first floor so I decided to take an express delivery to show that bitch who's boss.

by JWheels7 January 17, 2011

Boof Delivery

A moment characterised by an absolute high-IQ move of brilliance or luck.

"Holy shit, did you see that shot I just did!?"
"Fuck, that's an absolute boof delivery if I've ever seen one."

by PhoebeB October 2, 2021

promise heaven, deliver hell

Mariage holds the promise of heaven but delivers hell.

Before:I can't wait till we get married,and can spend all our time together, I love you so much!
^promise heaven, deliver hell>
After:Leave me alone asshole, no sex!! I only want your paycheck and for you to clean my house.do what I say or I will deliver hell!!!!!

Enough said!

by HOSDOG January 6, 2009

Deliveration

The act of hastily deciding how much to tip the pizza delivery guy while he stands at your door, because you did not think to figure the tip before he arrived.

After a brief deliveration, the girls decided not to tip the pizza guy money, opting instead to each show him their boobs.

by johnny8 November 28, 2014

Deliverance Ministries

One of the most prominent and powerful deliverance ministries in the World today is the Intrernational Ministry
of End Time Age Deliverance Ministries Worldwide, Inc of Toronto, Ontario Canada - where it's official website is www.GlobalSpiritualChage.com

End Time Age Deliverance Ministries Worldwide, Inc also know as ETAMINISTRIES WORLDWIDE, INC has over 2000 Churches Worldwide in (12) Countries - where the central goal and theme is "To Train & Equip Anointed Contract Assassins For The Lord Jesus Christ Who Will Destroy The Global Structure of Darkness In This End Time Age".

ETAMINISTRIES WORLDWIDE, INC other goal is to 'Dismantle The Old Mind-Sets Within The Church Today To Go From Religion To a Real Realationship With The Lord Jesus Christ'.
Bishop Larry W. Gaiters is the Presiding Bishop & Prelate.

Deliverance Deliverance Ministries Spiritual Warfare Spiritual Freedom Spirtual Change Spiritual Revolution

by Servant of Jesus Christ July 17, 2009