Designated Walker

To be the sober one walking all the drunk people home.

Amy, Hannah, Lauren and Ashley went to a party in town. The designated walker(s) were Ashley and Lauren. Amy and Hannah decided to leave the party but were to drunk to walk home alone, so the designated walker(s) (Lauren and Ashley) walked them home.

by amybroook April 22, 2014

Designated Diver

A designated diver is someone who swims on behalf of somebody who either, cannot swim, tries to swim with electronics and/or is too drunk to swim.

Person One: My mom broke her phone, she was drunk and went swimming with it.

Person Two: She needs a "designated diver'

by RitchardCrafty November 22, 2015

designated hitman

An assigned or appointed male individual who is used for strictly sexual needs and purposes. Common related terms and also known as a fuck buddy or friend with benefits

I'm tired of relationships , I'm just going to get myself a designated hitman. What's a designated hitman? The only man I let "hit it" with no strings attached.

by Bronxbatman February 29, 2016

Designated Catcher

A passenger designated to catch Pokemon in place of the driver.

I did not want to play Pokemon Go and drive at the same time so made one of my passengers a "designated catcher" in my place.

by Like a Bosh July 8, 2016

Destination Dysfunction

Destination Dysfunction is the insecurity caused by planning a romantic vacation without a direction.

Destination Dysfunction is the insecurity caused by planning a romantic vacation without a direction.

My DD was making vacations with my honey very uncomfortable. But then I heard about Amelia Island, and my embarrassing problem went away.

by Amelia I. January 6, 2017

destination breakup

The opposite of a destination wedding; when two people in a relationship go on a trip as a couple and unexpectedly return home unattached.

Person 1: "Heather's in Florida with Joe, but I saw she changed her relationship status to 'single.'"
Person 2: "Yeah, it turned out to be a destination breakup."

by PHL_Lexicographer October 1, 2018

Destination Fucked

A Sheila on top of a roof drinking beer, who then proceeds to strike herself on the forehead multiple times with her beer can. She then attempts to ride a skateboard of said roof, trying to mimic a Tony Hawks, likely due to her inebriated state. Dows below you will likely find a fat kid, giving her the finger as she lays there, now presumably unconscious. Below the woman, but behind the fat kid, will also be some fire for no apparent reason, and also a pig, whom closely resembles the aforementioned kid.

"There's a Sheila, drinking beer, and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid, pulling the finger. To the right, you'll notice fire, and there's a fat big, okie dokie".

Ozzy Man Reviews, 29/11/2018. Ozzy Man Reviews: Destination FDestination Fucked Compilation (Volume 7)

by Fearless Kitty November 29, 2018