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derp

Exclamation used during shitty situations.

"derp" is not yelled, but simply said.

Used instead of yelling "FUCK" or "GOD DAMMIT".

Shockingly, "derp" releases stress, anger, and sadness better than yelling and cursing.

Opposite of merp.
Imagine this. Getting lost during a road trip. You become extremely hungry. For whatever reason, you have a strong craving for Chick-fil-A, and refuse to stop anywhere else. You set your TomTom to the nearest Chick-fil-A, but is on his period and sends you to mother fucking Disney World instead. When you finally find a fucking Chick-fil-A, it's closed and you remember that it's Sunday.

"derp"
by ShredGnarShark July 8, 2012
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DERP

As used to describe a person who acts like, well....like a Dumb Egotistical Retrograde Prick. Give 'em a hammer. They'll do the rest.
This guy is a total DERP.
by mtnmedic January 8, 2014
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Derp is one who does something foolish or derpy. These people tend to have mad cheekbones and a lack of hair and excessive body fat.
by Derp Derpson April 28, 2020
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Derping

Being scared and coughing.
Bob: Hey! What's wrong with Kevin?
Pierre: Don't worry, he's just derping because he keeps dying in the scary game.
by Le French Man December 3, 2020
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When you're scared and coughing at the same time
Callmekevin was derping so much in his last video!
by Niamhwaite December 3, 2020
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Person A: Don't make me derp
Person B: What do you mean
Person A: Just start violently coughing at you. Derping
by Dissentrix December 3, 2020
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"I was mid-cough when the character scared me; really had me derping."

"Don't watch scary movies while sick or you might end up derping."
by SynSay December 3, 2020
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