derp

Exclamation used during shitty situations.

"derp" is not yelled, but simply said.

Used instead of yelling "FUCK" or "GOD DAMMIT".

Shockingly, "derp" releases stress, anger, and sadness better than yelling and cursing.

Opposite of merp.

Imagine this. Getting lost during a road trip. You become extremely hungry. For whatever reason, you have a strong craving for Chick-fil-A, and refuse to stop anywhere else. You set your TomTom to the nearest Chick-fil-A, but is on his period and sends you to mother fucking Disney World instead. When you finally find a fucking Chick-fil-A, it's closed and you remember that it's Sunday.

"derp"

by ShredGnarShark July 07, 2012

DERP

As used to describe a person who acts like, well....like a Dumb Egotistical Retrograde Prick. Give 'em a hammer. They'll do the rest.

This guy is a total DERP.

by mtnmedic January 08, 2014

the derp

The derp is is a shy girl who smart and pretty, but also owns a my little pony fuck doll.

Hey, do you know who your new neighbor is? No but I heard she was a derp. The derp? Yea, that one.

by Kn1fewound January 27, 2021

derp

how the fuck do you not understand

Izzy: Sedivib.
Brolyn: What?
Izzy: Derp.

by GinGin5 October 09, 2018

derp

Derp is one who does something foolish or derpy. These people tend to have mad cheekbones and a lack of hair and excessive body fat.

Sam looks like a derp lol

by Derp Derpson April 28, 2020

Derping

Being scared and coughing at the same time

1. Kevin was derping while playing a game

by Little Kevi god rest his soul December 04, 2020

Derping

Being scared and coughing simultaneously.

Oh god, I was playing this game and I started derping so hard!

by Ratswithhats December 04, 2020