Ass-ki-dent

A fuck-up.

"I'm sorry...is was an ass-ki-dent. I fuck3d up again... (am kicking myself in the ass for it now).

by bethabean July 5, 2024

Dented

It means your stupid or dumb and have no common sense

Your so dented dogs cannot speak english

by no kizzy cap December 21, 2020

Scratch in the dent

An optimistic way to look at a bad situation in an even bigger, bad situation

Jared has just received a parking ticket, but got dumped earlier in the day, “Just another scratch in the dent”

by Bella Eyelash October 15, 2025

Dented starfish

The result of an unsuccessful attempt to perform anal sex, whether male or female. The anus will be clean, reddish in color and concave from multiple attempts.

Brian told me he had a "dented starfish" thanks to Jacks relentless efforts on his 1st anal experience.

Ryan wants me so bad... He knows I'm a virgin back there but has problem giving me a "dented starfish" until it happens.

by Clifford "The Mayor" August 7, 2024

Denting

The art of including bakes beans with every meal as pioneered by Steve Dent

I’m not sure what to have to eat but I know I’ll be Denting

by GordieF May 30, 2020

Matthew dente

A lazy bum that sucks toes on a daily that screams like a bitch and sucks at possibly every damn game there is too own. Also likes gay chad

Damn why is Matthew Dente here

by The real slang April 23, 2018

Cinnamon fruit dent

The act of boufing a shot of fireball whiskey and getting your ass eaten immediately after.

Hey baby, I heard about a new thing, called a cinnamon fruit dent, you still got that Fireball right?

by Kaotixdarksoul November 23, 2024