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DB: listen Burt, your jokes arent funny. you’ve been employed since winter time season because my ass decided to motivate you to come work at 4am.
Burt: No thats cap, i got referred by Tony.
DB: how’d he refer you when i was the mf who called you to come work, and physically brought you in lmfao.
Burt: i don’t remember that ever happening so that must be cap.
DB: you’re delusional bro i cant w you
Burt: No thats cap, i got referred by Tony.
DB: how’d he refer you when i was the mf who called you to come work, and physically brought you in lmfao.
Burt: i don’t remember that ever happening so that must be cap.
DB: you’re delusional bro i cant w you
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