When your friend thinks he got that job by himself, but really, you yourself got him the job when you invited him to shovel snow at 4am.
DB: listen Burt, your jokes arent funny. you’ve been employed since winter time season because my ass decided to motivate you to come work at 4am.
Burt: No thats cap, i got referred by Tony.
DB: how’d he refer you when i was the mf who called you to come work, and physically brought you in lmfao.
Burt: i don’t remember that ever happening so that must be cap.
DB: you’re delusional bro i cant w you
Burt: No thats cap, i got referred by Tony.
DB: how’d he refer you when i was the mf who called you to come work, and physically brought you in lmfao.
Burt: i don’t remember that ever happening so that must be cap.
DB: you’re delusional bro i cant w you
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Is the best every year, and is proven wrong 9/10 years. Despite numbers, and facts they continue to believe local media hype, only to be disappointed.
Is the best every year, and is proven wrong 9/10 years. Despite numbers, and facts they continue to believe local media hype, only to be disappointed.
Delusional Homer: “Syracuse football is the best! They won 10 games last year, I expect 8 wins every season from here on out!”
“Dude you do know that Syracuse has the worst record on the ACC the last 12 years, and football does not matter at Syracuse? It’s a basketball school, or a lacrosse school.”
Delusional Homer: “fuck you, I’m
Always right, and you are wrong!”
“Dude you do know that Syracuse has the worst record on the ACC the last 12 years, and football does not matter at Syracuse? It’s a basketball school, or a lacrosse school.”
Delusional Homer: “fuck you, I’m
Always right, and you are wrong!”
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