Dan

3 legs high mileage eats fetal spinal fluid often seen absorbing small critters with his second eye and does not like to watch others suffer so he shall consume them like the slut he is

Girl: is that a dan?!
Guy: Runnnnn
DAN:Boney crackling coming for mouth
Girl: i thing we are safe now
Guy:ahhhghh.....
DAN:beating guy with large spoon

by Bredknee April 25, 2020

Dan

Noun- Extremely funny kid, usually a ladies man; very loud.

Verb- To make faces in the mirror at yourself.

Noun- That Dan always makes my day ten times better!

Verb- That boy always Dans in the bathroom; it's pretty creepy.

by DTMsgirl June 21, 2012

Dan

a fat guy who is ussualy a dickhead

"get me a big mac"
dan "sorry i already ate yours"

by mr.cooler June 18, 2009

Dan

Taking advantage of others state of minds while enjoying the budda, this includes taking half hits, but mostly taking 3 or more hits when rules are puff puff pass.

"Dude your pulling a Dan!"

by Lucky1 December 26, 2008

Dan

The stain inside your whitey tighties.
Racing Stripes
To be blunt, a shit stain.

Mark: Ew man, what is that on your boxers?
Jeff: Oh damn man, I left a dan on em.

Mark: That shit's gross dude.

by Clusterofclams February 15, 2010

Dan

A boys with a small penis and a square head he also gets called names like mc3balls

My bf has such a dan

by looòolllllllsdbzhs April 6, 2017

Dan

A dan is someone who is irrelevant. He is someone in a show that no one likes or cares about at all. Someone who could die and it wouldn’t matter or change anything.

That guy is such a dan.

by Imadeupfoompa April 30, 2019