Dan

Dan is a bigendered kind of name and person, they are often an overthinker and have rejection issues but that doesn't take away from how big their personality can be once you meet them. They might come off as standoffish or even intimidating with their jokes yet they warm up to people quite easily once shown their similarities. Overall, even with this person's faults or qualities, they are one of the best or worse people you can meet in your life time.

Person A: "Wow, Dan called me a phat dog the other day, I'm not sure if they were joking."
Person B: "He wasn't."

by FinnyFun October 9, 2018

Dan

Noun- Extremely funny kid, usually a ladies man; very loud.

Verb- To make faces in the mirror at yourself.

Noun- That Dan always makes my day ten times better!

Verb- That boy always Dans in the bathroom; it's pretty creepy.

by DTMsgirl June 21, 2012

Dan

a fat guy who is ussualy a dickhead

"get me a big mac"
dan "sorry i already ate yours"

by mr.cooler June 18, 2009

Dan

Taking advantage of others state of minds while enjoying the budda, this includes taking half hits, but mostly taking 3 or more hits when rules are puff puff pass.

"Dude your pulling a Dan!"

by Lucky1 December 26, 2008

Dan

The stain inside your whitey tighties.
Racing Stripes
To be blunt, a shit stain.

Mark: Ew man, what is that on your boxers?
Jeff: Oh damn man, I left a dan on em.

Mark: That shit's gross dude.

by Clusterofclams February 15, 2010

Dan

a guy who is a fucking yort ass bitch, on my mamma this dude ugly.

on my mamma dan is ugly as fuck

by YortKing August 14, 2020

Dan

Dan is an amazing guy with a heart of gold. You could not ask for anyone nicer to spend time with he’s so sweet and kind and caring that you can’t help but love him. He is the most perfect person in the entire planet. There is no one better to go get hot chocolate with or even just lay next to. Even when he is asleep he is the best company anyone could ever ask for. You could trust him with anything and tell him the most weird embarrassing stuff and he’d still be by your side the whole time. He is too nice at times and if he has any flaw then that would be it. Everyone deserves someone as perfectly amazingly incredible as him and no one deserves anyone so perfect.

Dan is such a great guy (even though he’s a bumhole at times) would you go out with me please?

by Someonewholovesdan123456789 December 21, 2018