disbald

Making a bald person suddenly grow hair out of their head.

Mary : "Didn't Angel shave her head last month?"
Liz : "Well, she probably got disbald by someone."

by woosah100 July 2, 2021

Dripping Ditka

An alcoholic beverage named after the mustachioed former Chicago Bears coach. The drink is consumed like this: the bartender squeezes bourbon out of a greasy bratwurst bun into a shot glass, then headbutts you in the nose. You lean forward, letting some blood drip into the shot glass, then slam the shot and yell, "DITKA," in your best Chicago accent. Only recommended once per evening or tailgate.

I'm unemployed, my mortgage is past due, Obama is still president, and the shitty Bears just blew it again. Hey Norm, serve me up a fuckin' 'Dripping Ditka', will ya!

by b-dob November 30, 2009

dirtbag

One who could care less about what they look like.
Someone who rarely ever showers and is somewhat dirty. Not in a bad sense, but someone who like to be dirty. One who might have dreadlocks. And their laast shower was in the ocean.

He's such a dirtbag, no biggy.

by Eloise Ardant July 20, 2006

DFTBA

Pretty much the coolest abbreviation ever. Stands for "Don't Forget To Be Awesome". Famously used by the Green Brothers in their YT videos.

Awesome dude 1: Hey! my nigga! DFTBA!
Awesome dude 2: Thanks bro! u too!

by someone on the date of : October 24, 2018

dirtbag

One who cannot be trusted with secrets/emotions/keys, and who will betray trust flagrantly for explicitly no reason; an asshole flake; a symptom of societal nihilism and possibly the lack of accountability found in our government.

I always fall in love with these guys/girls that turn out to be dirtbags. One day they're telling me they love me, then I never hear from them again.

by PhD (Pretentious hipster Douchebag) September 3, 2007

Dirtball

Noun: Describes what is essentially a useless human being whose very presence demeans the beauty in our world.

Alternatives: "Scumbag", "Lowlife".

1. Criminals
2. Smokers who think they have "rights"
3. Needlessly violent people
4. Bad parents
5. Attorneys
People who selfishly divide others for their own purposes with doublespeak and promises of serving the needs of specific "Communities" rather than serving the greater good of all.

by Mario November 15, 2004

dirtbag

anyone living in miami who drives a trans am, drinks domestic beer, and listens to rock n roll

Mike is a dirtbag; he is so cool

by 77transam June 27, 2005