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Capslock Malfunction

Its when people use the Caps lock wantingly quite often between words just to show off. This rather looks disgusting to the readers. The main cause is a dismantled brain and the malfunction still doesn't have a proper solution.
Jack : So how was your day Phil?
Phil : I ReaLly hAd a GreAt DaY JacK
Jack : Stop that style Phil. It rather looks like a Capslock Malfunction right there.
by awesomeasfuck January 6, 2014
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crotchless chaps

leather pants, without the crotch, allowing easy access to the sexual reproduction systems that we all love.

also used for easy access to the toilet.
MAN! I really wish I was wearing crotchless chaps right now!!

Lets do it, right now, good thing you are wearing your crotchless chaps!

DUDE! I have to take a really big shit! Where the hell are my crotchless chaps?!
by Broaud June 14, 2008
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freudian caps

when you accidentally hit caps lock in the middle of an IM conversation and subsequently "yell" at the other person.
ruh589: so what r ur plans for tonight?
indi680: I DON'T HAVE PLANS YET
indi680: oh, sorry. freudian caps.
by elizzangel January 23, 2009
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Bustin CAPS

To type in all capital letters as a loud or aggressive show of manner towards someone or something.

Also used as a way of yelling during instant and/or text message conversations.
I've been bustin CAPS since I was old enough to type.

She was all mad and bustin CAPS in our instant message conversation. I tried to get her to undo the "caps lock" key, BUT SHE JUST KEPT YELLING!!
by btran July 7, 2011
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Face like a bucket of smashed crabs

A really fugly munter, a really ugly person, AKA The Elephant Man
Fuck me, I'm not shagging that has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.
by Fishy Pie October 24, 2003
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Chapstick Lesbian

A lesbian that is masculine but not butch. She’ll be into sports and wear masculine clothes like flannel and graphic tees and a suit to formal things. She’ll probably have her hair long but either nothing is done to it or it’s tied up. She might wear makeup like concealer for reasons and maybe a bit more for formal occasions
Logan: Hey, is Lorreli gay?

Sarah: Yeah, she’s a chapstick lesbian
by dO I LOOK- March 18, 2021
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Captain Caps Lock

Often used as a funny comment in internet forums to criticize users who post in all capital letters.
User1: HELP ME WITH PROBLEM FOOBAR
User2: Ah, captain Caps Lock and the Shift Crew been here...
by Phirius May 7, 2008
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