Vocal Crapper

One who is having a bowel movement and makes various grunting or groaning noises when passing a turd.

Some vocal crappers may also narrate what is happening as they take a shit, this is more likely to happen as the crapper is having a Crap Attack.

Co-worker 1: Man, I could hear everything that was happening to John when he took a shit this morning.

Co-worker 2: What do you mean?

Co-worker 1: I could hear him groaning and describing what was happening when he took a shit!!

Co-worker 2:Yeah.... He is a Vocal Crapper.

by Grant2053 October 21, 2010

crapper

n. A performance artist who attempts to blend the musical stylings of Country and Rap, resulting in a piece of CRAP.
Examples include Cowboy Troy and Jessica Simpson.

I bet that crapper's new album is full of it.

Boy, that new Jessica Simpson song on the Dukes of Hazzard soundtrack sure is crap.

by Candidate Raygun October 3, 2005

smacker in the crapper

To ejaculate into a toilet

If he's not giving birth to a bum-baby in there then it's a case of "smacker in the crapper".

by Jebadiah June 19, 2004

capper crapper

A handicapped bathroom. Sometimes used to fuck because of the immense room compared to regular bathroom stalls.

Can I hit you up in the capper crapper?

by Kevster March 19, 2003

Gossip Crapper

(1): Mainly young teenage girls although sometimes guys that go in small groups and gossip about the people around them not caring for their feelings at all

(2): a bathroom that girls go to to gossip in to get some "Privacy"

(3): Someone with dirty gossip or blackmail

(1) "Ommggg did you hear that Daniel is going out with Erika?! like omg they are like such a good matchhhh!! but I heard he was totally checking out Nicole oh it's SO DeLiCIoUs!" this is something a gossip crapper would say

(2)"Ugh guuuyyysss lets go into the bathroom I want some privacy I don't wanna talk about my life in the hallway

(3)" Gahh I hear Heather has blackmail of Brendon I'm so curious!"

by Olivre March 9, 2007

crapped-out

The act of forcing or sneakily releasing a fart that results in the inadvertant liberation of shit into one's pants. In crap-out situations, the crapper-outer is usually fully aware of the stakes prior to farting, and takes his/her chances anyway...a complete "separation" of the fart from the shit has never actually been realized.

Get me home stat, I just crapped-out.

by thunderc October 8, 2006

waffle crapper

An amazingly beautiful, and attractive woman. Coined by Adam Carolla, on the late night radio show Love Line.

Damn, that girl's such a waffle crapper i'd suck on her daddy's dick.

by Devin Ray November 8, 2005