cornhole creamer

A liquid blast from the ass

By the look of those skids, that must've been a real cornhole creamer

by Francine McBean March 29, 2007

holyfield creamer

A holyfield creamer occurs when, after fingering a girl and she has come, a guy delivers a sucker punch to her clitoris.

Amber was lying in the bed and glowing after getting fingered by Greg, but you should have seen her face when he gave her the ol' holyfield creamer.

by BPmaster April 6, 2009

ass crammer

One who packs ass

Bubba is an ass crammer

by Nasy Brett December 18, 2003

Cum Creamer

The act of saving your jizz in a container for a month then taking a container of coffee creamer and pouring your dated jizz into said creamer so the next person in your house to drink coffee with creamer will also get a mouth full of cum.

I gave my girl some cum creamer in her coffee.

by CumCreamer December 22, 2016

craker jacks

a popcorn with stuff on it. the get stuck in your teeth. they taste good.

pour me some peanuts and cracker jack i don't care if i never get laid.

by pixie dust June 4, 2004

style cramper

slang: one who insists on inundating you with unsolicited fashion advice; a person who obtains all of their own unoriginal style ideas (ex. what shoes and clothes to wear) from magazines like "Cosmopolitan," "Vanity Fair," "YM," "GQ," etc. while simultaneously criticizing you and others for your outdated or unpopular, yet more original style choices; an individual who chooses to follow the other fashion sheep, and insists that their way is the only way

Alyssa made a disparging remark about how "ugly" my Mork & Mindy rainbow suspenders are, what a style cramper!

Thank Heaven I didn't feel the need to join all of the other style crampers on campus and sport one of those Tiffany dog tag necklaces!

Lindsay and all of her sorority sisters are total style crampers! They dress exactly the same and then pick on girls who don't wear Abercrombie & Fitch.

by Suz October 27, 2004

crater

To moon someone, with the addition of the spreading of one's asscheeks, revealing their asshole with the moon.

Person 1: Did he just moon you?
Person 2: No, he spread 'em and I saw his hairy asshole. He cratered me.

by mustangman626 October 29, 2014