coyote ugly

A terrible movie made by the guy who does CSI.

Oh wow, a film about cock teases.

by Gumba Gumba September 10, 2006

arizona coyotes

A shitty NHL franchise located in the desert. They had cool uniforms, but then they changed and it sucks now. Achieve just over 70% attendance which is too for 3rd worst in the league. Bettman and his Bett-Minions owned them for a few years because nobody would want to buy them.

AKA- Quebec Nordiques, Seattle Metropolitans

Ex.- Guy: Hey did you see the arizona coyotes game last night? Buddy: What do you mean? Nobody watched it, the arena was completely empty.

by Dwayne Jetski June 17, 2015

The Coyote Sandbag

When a guy tea-bags a girl and she bites his nuts to make him howl.

Man, I need an ice pack. This bitch just gave me The Coyote Sandbag!

by corhoreck the flatulant May 4, 2011

coyote sunrise

For waking up next to a lady that the previous night had appeared quite attractive(caused by beer goggles) but in the cold light of day was less than gorgeous

Fuckin hell man you should of seen the coyote sunrise i had to awake to this mornin, fuckin shockaroony am tellin ye

by cexyboy February 11, 2010

reverse coyote

An auto-sexual position where the individual excretes excrement into their own mouth.

He's so flexible he could do the reverse coyote.

by lmaosama September 20, 2014

plaid coyote

to cut a hole in a girls leggings, fuck her with the leggings on through the hole. then never call that bitch again

roronoa plaid coyote'd tania

by Roronoa Zoro February 25, 2010

Coyote Sandwich

A coyote sandwich is a used, rolled and tied sanitary napkin thrown into a public restroom trashcan. It is often eaten by wild animals that get into the trash cans or by desperate homeless people starved for protein.

My friend Pete used to work for the forestry service and he had to clean coyote sandwiches out of the trash.

by My Favorite Old Martian December 11, 2009