Courtney

Courtney isn’t a normal girl. She cries over a show one minute but teases you the next. She has an amazing ass and won’t spare a second to see you a photo. Well she doesn’t have many girlfriends, she has a ton of guy friends. She hates being called cute, tiny, or beautiful, even though she is all of them. Well short, her personality is huge and come off rude. Though if you talk to anyone that knows her, they will tell you that she’s caring and can sense ever emotion you are feeling. She has an amazing laugh that can light up a room once it’s heard. She passes out a lot but loves to make jokes about it to make people less worried. She can’t dance and doesn’t want to unless you drag her onto the dance floor. She loves tea and cheesecake. You will fall in love with that clumsy, frizzy haired girl, the moment you meet her but you better not lose her

Guy 1- Look at her. Courtney just fell down the stairs!
Guy 2- Thats hot

by Stealurgurl October 11, 2019

Courtney

Damn, she Courtney’d you, bro.

A girl or guy who ends up with your significant other’s best friend , or her best friend’s spouse.

Angelina got Courtney’d by her bestie when she got with her baby daddy now Angelina has no one but her kids. Poor Angelina.
Jack got Courtney’d by his wife and best friend when they ran away together. Poor Jack.

by Lady Antoinette December 12, 2021

Courtney

Never has much luck with guys even though she is one of the most beautiful girls and most loyal human being. Guys over look Courtney’s because they are to guarded, they protect themselves under every matter. If you give a Courtney a chance, she will be the best thing that has ever happened to you. Courtney’s are very shy but also very outgoing. They are good at sports. Courtney’s are the people that will care for anyone the most!

“Have you met Courtney?” “Yeah she was super nice”

“Courtney is so kind”

by The real definition guy January 19, 2020

Courtney

Well, he's a bitch, who sucks hoes and mail-order brides from the Dark Web, he loves flirting with girls, but when he gets rejected every time, he goes into the toilet and cries his ass off, he wants to have Soad, and really wants to act all cool around his so called 'friends', but like, he secretly has none, like we're his friends only out of pity, like c'mon, who'd be HIS FRIEND? HIS FRIEND? Anyway, so yeah, to sum it up, he's a bitch.

IT'S A COURTNEY WHAT THE HELL, EW!

by Youareallmothersandfathers. May 16, 2019

Courtney

You, a legendary desencant of COurTNey NoODleS, founder of the trendy troopers!!!! SUper trendy and glittery. Practically SWIMMING in sass. Your fab. dont even TRY to argue. the case on that is cloooooosed.

Oh, your a COURTNEY!? That finally explains your flawless complexion and all around trendiness!

by 𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚃𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜 January 19, 2022

Courtney

A girl that likes to draw. Normal at first but once you get to know her she is really something else. She is suicidal but she won’t end her life for you. She will fight for you.has horrible dancing skills but always better than you. She’s a Courtney and you have no choice but to love her.❤️

Do you see her
Who? Courtney nah she’s nothing

But she is

by SHUTUPTINAFYTYCTHDTYCGH March 8, 2019

Courtney

Courtney is the most caring person you will ever meet but with that she can play you like a mf she’s pretty as fuck and can get anyone she wants at any time she can make you feel special with no feelings involved but also be the biggest simp ever you can trust her with anything and don’t have to feel unsafe around her unless you fucked yo which you better not fuck up because she can beat anyone in a heartbeat with no hesitation she’s also a very good fighter and gets what she wants when she wants it without having to ask because she’s that good

Person 1: Oh my god who is that fine ass girl walking down the hallway

Person 2: Oh yea bro that’s Courtney

by anonymous January 10, 2022