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Courtney 

You, a legendary desencant of COurTNey NoODleS, founder of the trendy troopers!!!! SUper trendy and glittery. Practically SWIMMING in sass. Your fab. dont even TRY to argue. the case on that is cloooooosed.
Oh, your a COURTNEY!? That finally explains your flawless complexion and all around trendiness!
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Courtney 

Courtney is an annoying CIT who thinks she is the boss of everyone. She thinks that everyone should follow her orders and view her as a leader, even though nobody gives two shits about her. She is also a sore fucking loser and is never willing to accept defeat, always threatening to call her lawyers whenever she is eliminated.

Her natural mate is Duncan.
Chris: And the camper who will be going home on the Boat of Losers iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis .................. Courtney!

Courtney: WHAT?! You can't do this to me, I'm a CIT! -kicks Chris in the jewels- I am soooooooooooooo calling my lawyers!

LeShawna: Shut the fuck up you nasty ass hoe! Get the fuck off this island before I beat yo ass to the point where yo skull and yo spine are indistinguishable!

Courtney 

She is just a cunt nothing else needs to be said
See Courtney over there she’s a cunt
Courtney by leo-opp November 9, 2022

Courtney 

A goonie who’s loves to say β€œhey you guys!”
Hey have you heard of Courtney?
Yea all she says is hey you guys!
Courtney by goonie gang November 27, 2022

Courtney 

"dude, did you see that psycho bitch whacking people with bats down the hallway?"
"YEAH DUDE, THAT'S COURTNEY, SHE HIT ME IN THE FACE"
"dude, what a psycho bitch"
Courtney by B3ANS November 30, 2011

courtney 

a person extremely centered around duct tape, wakeboarding, and is an extremely white person with lime green walls
"make me a friggin wallet courtney!!! " "pay me jack ass!"
courtney by lauren nessila July 16, 2008

Courtney 

A sexy goddess that gets all the boysπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰ If you ever have a chance to get a Courtney keep her😏
"That's courtney over there isn't she a goddess I wish she was mine"
Courtney by SavageGirlly April 6, 2017