Damn, that bitch is a Courtney
by Daddy's Lil Kinky Nempho April 21, 2020
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courtney: hey watch this -sucks her BIG ASS toe-
Boy: Ewwww that's nasty
Courtney: ok can I give you head?
Boy: WHATTT!!!!
Courtney: -unzips his trousers and blows-
Boy: -dies of struggle-
Courtney: your no fun
(Courtney turns around and disappears cause she paper)
Boy: Ewwww that's nasty
Courtney: ok can I give you head?
Boy: WHATTT!!!!
Courtney: -unzips his trousers and blows-
Boy: -dies of struggle-
Courtney: your no fun
(Courtney turns around and disappears cause she paper)
by Fanny flapper August 25, 2016
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by legit12345678910 November 17, 2011
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by Wrestler172 September 12, 2011
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a courtney is recognized by the smell of chlorine, amazing bed hair, black/grey/athletic clothing, and random outbursts of, "Do you remember in Final Destination 3, when that goth chick got shot in the head 20 times by a staple gun."
she spends her school days at del campo, lunchtimes with her friends, afterschool with water polo and sleeping, nights with computer and eventually sleep, and weekends with fun activities and church,
a courtney is recognized by the smell of chlorine, amazing bed hair, black/grey/athletic clothing, and random outbursts of, "Do you remember in Final Destination 3, when that goth chick got shot in the head 20 times by a staple gun."
she spends her school days at del campo, lunchtimes with her friends, afterschool with water polo and sleeping, nights with computer and eventually sleep, and weekends with fun activities and church,
That's such a Courtney.
by angstypirate94 October 21, 2008
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She is good in the bed
She liked dirty sometimes
She the best person you will always what to have and never want to let go
She will change ur life forever and u won't stop loving her because of how amazing she is
She will be the best thing in ur life
She is good in the bed
She liked dirty sometimes
She the best person you will always what to have and never want to let go
She will change ur life forever and u won't stop loving her because of how amazing she is
She will be the best thing in ur life
Hey I'm so fckin glad I have Courtney she is the best thing that ever happen to me and always will be mine because I will never let her go
by Lover Boi September 11, 2016
Get the Courtney mug.A shy girl who refuses to talk to anyone unless it's her one and only best friend. She loves drawing and spending time on the phone with her best friend, laughing at stupid jokes and whining over how people make her favorite people depressed in fanfictions. She's a bit of a weaboo and doesn't know how to comfort people.
by Cori? February 10, 2019
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