Touching cotton

When you have a peanut headed eel swimming out of your skin cave & it is making you sport a chocolate chubby in the back of your underwear.

After 3 hours at the all you can eat buffet I was totally touching cotton.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

cotton tops

referring to a group of old ladies, generally with big white poufy hair.

That city bus is taking a grouop of cotton tops to the lunch buffet.

by Foxypook June 18, 2006

Cotton hole

Vagina

The lady plugged up her cotton hole with a tampon.

by harvharv November 23, 2009

Cotton-eyed

Archaic description for a blind man, referencing how the eyes appear fully white (for instance advanced cases of cataracts or glaucoma)

From Steinbeck's East of Eden "...the crooked little cotton-eyed piano player stood...waiting for a sound to tell him where she was.

by Fetus2494 June 19, 2015

kanin cotton

epic warrior cats animator, he streams n stuff and also has an alt called godless snowshoe where he covers topics on the transgender discourse and he also covers stuff on religion :33

Person A: Kanin cotton is the best fucking animator
Person B: I AGREE!!!!!!!!

by Candybatzzz January 23, 2023

oxy cotton

slang term the for the painkiller oxycontin.

scarecrow, scarecrow, whats that u poppin
a powerful pill they call oxy cotton
yea its so tight, it got u draggin
havent u heard big things come in small packages

by gh0stk1d August 01, 2006

in high cotton

recently come into very good circumstances

He's in high cotton now with the new job.

by Arlan Holt March 29, 2004