Cooper

Cooper is one of the worst friends you can have, he will always turn his back on you and treat you like shit. He also rapes girls whenever he gets the chance to, never trust Cooper because he will always fuck you over.

"Did you hear about what Cooper did with the fire?"
"Yeah, he is dumb as fuck!"

by #Truth_Only March 30, 2019

Cooper

A badass guy who loves to snort cocaine. He is awesome and gets all da bitches. He is also a mexican drug dealer.

Cooper is so damn high.

by mexicanman696969 December 17, 2013

Cooper

An ugly person, inside and out. Usually not funny at all and has a shaved head. He is a snitch, and can suck my big balls dumbass cunt.

Guy: Have you talked to cooper yet?
Guy 2: Hell no he's a bitch.

by big pp squad October 5, 2019

Cooper

A fat fucking faggot. Who has no fucking life. Everybody hates Cooper. He is super bad at being a friend.

Person 1: Look at Cooper
Person 2: Yeah he's a fat fucking faggot.

by ToughBoi999 June 4, 2019

Cooper

Surplus, hidden or additional quantities of something, especially if secretly concealed until a key moment for advantageous gain or cheating

Origin: random hyper-localised sayings, Rothwell, Leeds 1990s.

Person A: Yay!, I’ve won this game of Monopoly.
Person B: Ahh, no, because I have this COOPER MONEY!

or

I thought we'd run out of crisps, but I found all these cooper crisps in the other cupboard.

by Astronaut74 August 14, 2011

Cooper

A cooper is someone who owns an ugly car or is a generally disgusting person.

Ew, a cooper!

by alright i am wrong November 4, 2020

cooper

a boy whose ego is the size of the sun, thinks he’s the shit, and always checks himself out in whatever reflective material he finds.

Marty: “Why is that kid looking at himself in a random chicks sunglasses?”
Charles: “That’s just a Cooper”

by NymmyDrummer March 19, 2019