Comardelle

The most amazing, and mispronounced, last name in the world. Common in people who live "down the bayou" or on the Westbank in Nawlins. Usually pronounced as "Carmadelle" or "ComARdellie."

Person 1: Hey, what was that chick's last name? She lived on the West Bank?

Person 2: Oh, Comardelle. She's pretty fly.

by Superawesomemegafoxyhot August 15, 2010

Coma-mare

A long-lasting, intense, and frightening nightmare that occurs while in a medically-induced coma. Most people who experience them later battle varying degrees of PTSD.

I have PTSD from the coma-mares I suffered while in septic shock.

by Dan C. Gilliam October 26, 2017

Comausrer

A word that means nothing

Man 1: I hate you.
Man 2: Comausrer.
Man 1: What?
Man 2: Comausrer.
Man 1: Fuck you.

by BGASPH September 7, 2022

drunken coma

The maximum state of inebriation that a person can survive. This state is between blotto and death by alcohol poisoning.

Dude 1: "Pete partied really hard last night, man."
Dude 2: "I know, they found him in a drunken coma on the diving board."

by Scathe July 20, 2008

Shit Coma

The lethargy, emptiness and tiredness after having a large bowel movement.

I just dropped the browns to the superbowl and I need to sit down now because I'm in a big shit coma!

by estarno May 2, 2010

Skittle Coma

A coma induced by skittles. The only way of survival is through natural awakening or for the skittle breath to be taken away by another.

After the woman went mad and attacked an innocent civilian for a bag of skittles, she consumed them so quickly that she placed herself into a skittle coma.

by Skittles Mistress October 22, 2010

Nostalgia Coma

A state where upon witnessing something wonderful from your childhood you spend several hours on the internet exploring it.

Dude I found this video on Youtube that was a compilation of 80's cartoon themes! Next time I looked at a clock it was five hours later! What the hell happened?

You must have gone into a severe nostalgia coma

by corsairjoshua March 7, 2011