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colton

A guy who loves the 80s and is probably nicknamed shaggy, who cant tell when or why people like him and cant see the point in trying to make friends. Despite this hes very loving and doesn't enjoy being dumped. loves bowling and has a huge dick but to ugly to get to use it
man colton is a loser
by shaggypilgrim January 29, 2019
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That guy is such a colton.
by 735382 February 22, 2019
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Colton’s are companionate, and amazing friends. Often prone to depression and guilt. Very good looking and has a strong love of music, surrounded by friends with k names and has one heck of a sweet tooth
I love Colton
by Honestly.tho March 2, 2019
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A homeless guy who steals fridges and lives in his laundry room.
That’s so Colton!
by John Luigi’s June 5, 2019
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someone who will want you back after he realizes no girl will ever compare to you, someone who cheats on every single girl he ever dates and talks shit about them even tho he used to be “in love” with them, someone who will send you videos of him burning everything you gave him like every memory y’all ever made together was just a joke. basically it’s someone who doesn’t deserve shit because their an ass who can’t see they have an amazing girl to love them but they won’t get over themselves to actually be with her.
“damn, colton doesn’t realize he just hurt the only girl that would love him unconditionally” ... oh trust me he will realize one day. and it’ll be too late
by truth69420 June 26, 2019
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The weeb god
A walking piece of shit.

He has gotten out of many sexual harassment lawsuits through the sheer power of being an old ass man
He has erectile dysfunction from yeeting that meat
Colton can often be found busting nuts to lolis, Please don't arrest him mr FBI he wont last in prison
by CraftyChef November 12, 2019
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a tired ass hoe that sucks mosquitoe tits all day. duck game low. talks trash til comes to fighting. only cooter he can get us his step moms which is why his dad moved out
colton has a massive cooter
by hannahgothoes November 29, 2019
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