colton

a person with a EXTREMELY SMALL PENIS

Oh shit that dude definitely is a colton

by lucasadamjj June 06, 2017

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Colton

Dick....

Your a fucking dick Colton

by Iknoweverything July 31, 2017

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Colton Stephens

The nicest and funniest and coolest person around friends and family. Can destroy anyone named Dillon and doesn't hate anyone. The name Colton and Stephens are related to this name. It is essentially the two put together into a final name.

He's such a Colton Stephens

Jack, Colton Stephens doesn't hate you

Martin, Talk to Colton Stephens If your life is down, he'll make it way better.

by taste_my_lightning January 22, 2011

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kyle colton

A Kyle Colton is usually a sexy beast. He is loved by everyone, and also envied by his humor and good looks. He is a great baseball player as well.

Omg, did you see that guy? Almost as sexy as Kyle Colton!

by GenuineLister September 20, 2015

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Colton Stadnyk

A toxic kid who hates himself and all other people. He is attracted to chickens and birds. He has gotten rejected several times by a turkey named Martha.

Look at that weirdo, oh wait, that's just Colton Stadnyk

by 12StepKid May 23, 2019

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