cider belly

Someone who drinks a little too much fermented apple juice.

On top of acidic stomachs and a tendency to throw up at the end of the night, they will have the cider drinking equivalent of a large beer gut.

Hey! When are salad dodger and cider belly going to arrive? There's no one to make fun of until they turn up!

by Paul.C October 28, 2007

Canderbear

The cutest sweetest little crackheads known to man, often very picky about alot of things. Constantly changing their haircolor its hard to spot one of these amazing creatures, but if you do hold it tight and never let it go.

You're the most gorgeous Canderbear i've ever seen!

by Dusty Massacre April 14, 2010

cider sissy

A manly man that chooses cider over beer at every occasion.

Pete, you want something from the bar?
Yeah, I'll have a cider.
Pete, you're a cider sissy.

by Dr. Dabbles September 25, 2013

soak it in cider

When an overly heterosexual male receives a minor injury on a manly job, then reports the incident to his supervisor or co-worker he jokingly says he must go home and soak it inside her, as in have sex with the wife to alleviate the minor and trivial pain.

Crab Fisherman 1 : Shit i cut my hand on all these crabs out here in the dangerous Bering Sea.
Crab Fisherman 2: Don't be a pussy i have a bunch of those cuts all over my hands from 12 hours ago

on my 18 hour shift
Crab Fisherman 1: I dunno man , I think i need to go home and soak it in cider
Crab Fisherman 2: Yeah me too

by BreakfastSausage December 16, 2015

cider visor

The teenage version of beer goggles.
A side affect of too much Ice Dragon or White lightning.
Makes even the ugliest bog trotter look like a ride.

Fact - the Cider visor is responsible for half of the british population.

by zimmo August 16, 2006

Cider

The most wonderful thing to have ever been created from an apple.

Bittersweet apple juice fermented and then drunk, particularly in the summertime.

Get's you off your face quicker than beer.
Not gassy at all, so very easy to drink.
The best brands are Strongbow and Magners.
Makes beer taste like a tramp's scrotum.

The good Lord made apples for one reason - CIDER.

"When i die, i want to be embalmed in cider."

"Pint of Strongbow please, mate"

"Magners with ice please, mate"

I F###ING LOVE CIDER...!!!

by Prem Shah September 18, 2006

cinderella-ed

Getting stuck with the shit jobs that the more important people around you are unwilling to do.

Dude, what are you doing with that mop and what is that smell?

I just totally got cinderella-ed.

by Brett Barnes May 17, 2006