Chicken Skin Handbag

Another word for a mans Ballsack, Ballgland,Balls due to its resemblance of chicken skin

Chicken Wrangler: "Boss can I got for a quick break its so hot out here and my Chicken Skin Handbag is stuck to the inside of my thigh, If i don't fix it It could permanently graft to my leg!!
Boss: Hell no! Get on with your Chicken Wrangling you lazy fool! You see my Gold plated Chicken Skin Handbag?
Chicken Wrangler:Yes.....Yes i do
Boss: Well you can have one too if you stop whining like a little cunt stump and did some more Wrangling
Worker: *sigh* ok

by Spuntricky April 13, 2015

Chicken on a spit

An Eiffel Tower with a female midget where she can spin as you wish.

‘Yesterday we got a midget prostitute and we made a chicken on a spit with her!’

by Vicia5 April 28, 2019

Chicken stock

Widely used as an alternative to MSG, but most of chicken stocks contain MSG.

What's the point of using chicken stock if you really dislike MSG? Both of them are actually same!

by Ms FluffyCat February 1, 2023

Herbed Chicken

When a man, after mowing the lawn, coats his penis with a healthy layer of cut grass and proceeds to insert it into a woman's vagina.

Woman: "Can you please cut the grass?"
Man: "Only if we can have herbed chicken for lunch."

by SteveTheDragon August 1, 2011

Hoe chicken

A girl/boy that is for everybody and is scared of every thing

Oh so my friend is such a hoe chicken she is literally scared of so many things

by Lexi🔮 December 1, 2018

Yarn Chicken

Yarn chicken is a term often used in online knitting/crochet circles. It is a self-imposed 'game' in which a crafter is unsure if they have enough yarn in a skein to complete a project, but rather than going through the process of measuring and weighing to find yardage, they start the project and hope it's enough. The crafter wins the game if they finish their project with just enough or extra yarn, and they lose if they run out of yarn before completing their project.

I'm going to go pick up some yarn. I lost Yarn Chicken and I really need to get this hat done.

by RobinYarn April 1, 2022

Do the kickin' chicken

To have a grand mal seizure.

Man, it scared me to see them do the kickin' chicken on the floor!

by I, Wreckerrr May 7, 2021