champion cousin

That one cousin in every family whom every elder family member loves and praises. It's that one little son of bitch that is seen as the smartest, most talented, has the best looks, and brightest future. Also, this person tends to be grandma's favorite and sucks up to her just for more attention.

"Being the champion cousin means I get extra presents"

by balletbitch101 September 12, 2014

Champion's Law

If you have the ability to screw yourself over, you can, and will do it.

Guy 1: "Dude I should have asked her out, she liked me for all that time."
Guy 2: "Looks like you're yet another victim of Champion's Law."

by IronFozzie October 12, 2011

Champions 55

Glasgow fucking champions

When a dirty Tim says anything you say “ shut it prick fucking champions 55”

by Ibroxloyal June 4, 2021

fut champions

Sweatier than an Arab going through customs, fut champions is probably the pinnacle of EAIDS since the creation of FIFA ultimate team. It is also know of its 40 matches of torture and repetitive gameplay. It can be fun SOMETIMES, but that "SOMETIMES" is probably worth less than 5% of your whole process.
To recap, if you've got a whole weekend with nothing to do, play it. Otherwise, just do not bother. Also, ignore those who show off their "Gold 1 finish"in front of you.

"Hey Matt, wanna play some fut champions and chill?"
"Uhh...I'm pretty sure that fut champions is the EXACT OPPOSITE of 'chill'"

by GeorgeDumPling March 6, 2017

Breakfast Of Champions

Nutriotional Masochism

Tasty carbohydrate and fats followed by a ridiculous amount of nicotine and caffeine, a feel good Breakfast of champions!
Please don't judge my devotion to Nutritional Masochism....Cause I need it

by O' Baba June 6, 2017

Week of Champions

During syllabus week (week one of every quarter), participate in heavy drinking every night until the start of week 2.

Invented by the geniuses at Santa Clara University.

"Dude are you doing Week of Champions?" Chuck
"Yeah - I'm not soft" Bill

by 25pseudonym1 September 3, 2014

Fan Champion

A person who can fit an object the size of a pumpkin in there vajaja.

Hey Joe, wana become a Fan Champion?
That Fan Champion was like a hotdog down a hallway.

by HaddiFly November 27, 2009