Champion's Law

If you have the ability to screw yourself over, you can, and will do it.

Guy 1: "Dude I should have asked her out, she liked me for all that time."
Guy 2: "Looks like you're yet another victim of Champion's Law."

by IronFozzie October 12, 2011

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Champions 55

Glasgow fucking champions

When a dirty Tim says anything you say “ shut it prick fucking champions 55”

by Ibroxloyal June 4, 2021

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champagne of champions

The Champagne of Champions is another way to describe the orgasm of male masturbation

Man 1: hey man I heard you and your GF got in an argument

Man 2: yeah, now she won’t screw me

Man 1: Damn, are you mad about it?

Man 2: nah, I’m just gonna go to the bathroom and pop a bottle of the Champagne of Champions

Man 1: HAH, yessir

by JewishGld April 3, 2020

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Champion Juice

Synonym for Vodka

Wow, John is drowning himself in Champion Juice.

by Bronzeman420 September 26, 2015

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fut champions

Sweatier than an Arab going through customs, fut champions is probably the pinnacle of EAIDS since the creation of FIFA ultimate team. It is also know of its 40 matches of torture and repetitive gameplay. It can be fun SOMETIMES, but that "SOMETIMES" is probably worth less than 5% of your whole process.
To recap, if you've got a whole weekend with nothing to do, play it. Otherwise, just do not bother. Also, ignore those who show off their "Gold 1 finish"in front of you.

"Hey Matt, wanna play some fut champions and chill?"
"Uhh...I'm pretty sure that fut champions is the EXACT OPPOSITE of 'chill'"

by GeorgeDumPling March 6, 2017

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