The guido version of the Arab world. You can usually find them trying to one up someone, wearing an unnecessary amount of jewelry, or trying to hit on someone’s girlfriend. They travel in packs and like to buy bottle service, but their table is only filled with men. They do be lovin the homies, their families, and nitrous. If you’re not Chaldean, they probably won’t be friends with or date you.
*at an after hours in Detroit*
Person 1: “Oh my god who brought their own nitrous tanks?? And why is it all dudes at that table?”
Person 2: “It’s the Chaldeans”
Person 1: “Oh my god who brought their own nitrous tanks?? And why is it all dudes at that table?”
Person 2: “It’s the Chaldeans”
by DetroitBadBoy March 27, 2020
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"They are spoiled little shits who are dumber than rocks."
Yea? That's why we can afford everything you said below? Contradiction? Hold on a sec, dipshit, I bet got your ass wooped and girlfriend stolen by a Chaldean and decided to go home on the internet and post stupid shit about us cause YOU'RE LIEK TEH TUFFest GUY on the INterNET CYBeR BULLY!!!@@@!
"They think they're black, when they aren't. Black people hate them for trying to be hardasses, and get their ass kicked for it."
Naaaa, go listen to that song Chaldeans and Niggas. I'll admit, though, that there are a few who do that but it's like that in every race. White people...Wiggers. Chinese people...Chiggers. Chaldeans...Sand Niggers? Hindus... Hindiggers or cowbelievingiggers.
"Pussies who can't fight because they need to call all their stupid cousins, who inbreed by the way, and don't fight clean because they know they'll get their ass rocked when 1 on 1."
Na it's not cause we can't fight, it's cause we Chaldeans are always there for each other like brothers.. not like you pussy ass preppy bitches that run at the first sight of trouble.
"I have to constantly remind them to shut up because they aren't tough. Good ol white boys kick the shit out of them periodically to keep them in their place. Camels suck."
LOL?!???? I swear on your life you've never said or done that to a Chaldo.
"They are spoiled little shits who are dumber than rocks."
Yea? That's why we can afford everything you said below? Contradiction? Hold on a sec, dipshit, I bet got your ass wooped and girlfriend stolen by a Chaldean and decided to go home on the internet and post stupid shit about us cause YOU'RE LIEK TEH TUFFest GUY on the INterNET CYBeR BULLY!!!@@@!
"They think they're black, when they aren't. Black people hate them for trying to be hardasses, and get their ass kicked for it."
Naaaa, go listen to that song Chaldeans and Niggas. I'll admit, though, that there are a few who do that but it's like that in every race. White people...Wiggers. Chinese people...Chiggers. Chaldeans...Sand Niggers? Hindus... Hindiggers or cowbelievingiggers.
"Pussies who can't fight because they need to call all their stupid cousins, who inbreed by the way, and don't fight clean because they know they'll get their ass rocked when 1 on 1."
Na it's not cause we can't fight, it's cause we Chaldeans are always there for each other like brothers.. not like you pussy ass preppy bitches that run at the first sight of trouble.
"I have to constantly remind them to shut up because they aren't tough. Good ol white boys kick the shit out of them periodically to keep them in their place. Camels suck."
LOL?!???? I swear on your life you've never said or done that to a Chaldo.
by theripcity32 July 27, 2006
Get the chaldean mug.A group of so called Catholics And Christians from the Middle East that Deserted their own countries and fled to America. Their fathers and grandfathers are weak and would not fight a civil war in their homelands. Most of them were scared out of their homes and villages by men with beards. Their families are scared to stand their ground. They will run from any and all confrontation.
They found the USA as a desirable place because there is so many laws protecting fraudulent criminals and white collar scammers.
They would rat on their own parents to stay out of trouble. Their parents would also be proud of them for doing that.
The live in homes with 3 or 4 generations under 1 roof. 12 family members in 1) 3 bedroom home is not uncommon.
Metro Detroit suburbs is full of Chaldean Communes.
They found the USA as a desirable place because there is so many laws protecting fraudulent criminals and white collar scammers.
They would rat on their own parents to stay out of trouble. Their parents would also be proud of them for doing that.
The live in homes with 3 or 4 generations under 1 roof. 12 family members in 1) 3 bedroom home is not uncommon.
Metro Detroit suburbs is full of Chaldean Communes.
by DetroitRealist July 9, 2020
Get the Chaldean mug.A chaldean a Christian from Iraq (cradle of civilization) that are some of the best people in the world. Everyone would be so lucky if they were Chaldean. The girls are hot like fire. Everyone is so jealous of them because they dont act like sluts and sleep with every Tom, Dick, and Harry like white trash. They have morals and good judgement. One word of advice: never try to screw around with a chaldean cuz you know there will be another chaldean around to screw you over.
John: Hey baby, what's your nationality?
Chaldean girl: I am chaldean
John: What is chaldean?
Chaldean Girl: Someone that will not be seen with you
Chaldean girl: I am chaldean
John: What is chaldean?
Chaldean Girl: Someone that will not be seen with you
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Get the chaldean mug.Underpants. Can be used to describe male or female underpants. More likely to be acceptable if used by a guy describing a girls underpants.
Originates from the Hindi word chadees for underpants.
Originates from the Hindi word chadees for underpants.
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Get the chadees mug.A chable is a combination of a ‘chair’ and ‘table’. They are often found in classrooms or university lecture theatres. The table portion of the chable lifts up so the student can sit down and then close it once seated.
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- ‘Grab a chair.’ ‘Nah, I prefer to sit in a chable.’
- ‘Wow, Miss Green really loves her chables.’
- ‘Grab a chair.’ ‘Nah, I prefer to sit in a chable.’
- ‘Wow, Miss Green really loves her chables.’
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