fidel castro

the best ruler cuba ever had. all you right wing idiots dont see it but he is. cuban exiles here in the US are corrupt and ignorant, castro is a man among men

Fidel Castro will kick your ass mothafucka!

by sloppymeat May 13, 2005

Bryan castro

THE MOST FINE NIGGA KNOWN TO THE HUMAN RACE ID SLURP UP THAT LONG SHLONG BABE

chris- "IS THAT BRYAN?!" Mahrya- "Yes, ITS MY DADDY"
BRYAN CASTRO means he has the most finest man ever

by dad7432819384753 June 1, 2018

De Castro

Just awesome

Man if I was De Castro it would be a dream

by JuJuOnDsNuts October 20, 2018

Juan Castro

A skinny nigga who is very anorexic and won’t cut his hair. A desert is more moist than his lips. And he doesn’t know how to play uno

Damn girl your ass is so dry and chapped it looks like Juan Castro’s lips

by JoeAndYuri October 29, 2019

A Castro

When a dog walks around the house with a dehydrated cat shit in its mouth that it has retrieved from the kitty litter box - Making the dog look like Fidel Castro with a cigar in his mouth.

Wow Fido’s pulling a Castro with that cat shit in his mouth!

by dswannie December 20, 2020

Mr. Castro

Mr. Castro is the English teacher any student would love to have. With his daily dad jokes, sense of humor, and greeting each class as he goes GOOD MORNING HUMANOIDS! each time he enters the classroom. If you ever see a Mr. Castro not wearing jeans, make sure to pay attention since a practical prank on your class could probably be underway. Stepping aside from writing long presentations in your notebook to do a Fun Friday would be the highlight of your day.

You definitely are definitely a Mr. Castro student!

by AwesomeTeach November 23, 2021

extra sneaky castro

Where a man dresses like Castro then procedes to have sex with a woman in various ways while smoking a cuban and singing the cuban national song. This must take place on cubas birthday which is the 28th of June.

I was giving an extra sneaky castro in cuba's birthday

by djbasa83 June 24, 2006