Very cracked at Fortnite. His balls are huge and he moderates discords. This man has many egirlfriends who he met in Roblox.
by Jeremy Carpenter February 2, 2022
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Roommate 1: So you guys gonna buy a new bed frame after that Power Nut?
Roommate 2: Nah man, my girl became a Leaking Carpenter and fixed it up quick.
Roommate 2: Nah man, my girl became a Leaking Carpenter and fixed it up quick.
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by greenschoolbus October 11, 2018
Get the Carpenter’s Laugh mug.When you tie her down and force her to wear a blonde wig, fill a condom up with cum and mayo and freeze it then enter it in her anus while you enter a condom full of her period blood in yours then when said liquids melt you bath in mixture of them to slow jazz while your aunt fingers her and suxks you off in the florescent moonlight
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Get the nick carpenter mug.Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.
Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy
He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George
He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George
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