Capricorn

The nice intellegent tinder guy with money who treated you like a girlfriend and would do anything for you but later dumps you because you caught feelings. He maybe ugly ass shit but still have a God complex delicate ego. Likes beer, whiskey, expensive resturants, drives too damn fast, posts random shit on snapchat to get your attention after you *brake up* all the sudden he stops feeling like a grandpa and goes out to parties and what not to piss you off. Leaves on read very often. Mommas boy and wannabe fuckboi

Cancer: damn you really fell for him hu?

Pisces: yeah I fell for that Capricorn ass..

by Capvenushoe May 12, 2018

capriccio

Capriccio — a too-sweet bottled mix of carbonated wine and fruit juice — is the “it” drink of summer, the drunken fad that is following in the footsteps of its predecessors: Smirnoff Ice, Zima, Mike’s Hard Lemonade and Four Loko. In fact, people on social media are calling Capriccio “Fancy Four Loko,” after the canned alcoholic energy drink that was ultimately banned in several states for its intoxicating mixture of booze, caffeine, taurine (an ingredient in Red Bull) and guarana (a stimulant found in diet pills). Capriccio contains none of those ingredients except for the booze, but it seems to have had a similar effect on people.

(Capriccio) is a very wild drink!!!!!

Haliey: "Hey jessie you still have some of that Capriccio drink at your house?"

jessie: "yeah girl you sure u want some of that!!!!!"

Haliey:"yeah what's wrong with it!!!!!!"

jessie: "girl that drink makes you go crazy i when i got drunk of from it i texted my ex bf last friday!!!!!"

Haliey: "Omg Jess that's crazy stupid lol"

by Heaven Manning December 26, 2018

Carprice

Carprice is a Virgo and she don’t play but when it comes to her family and friends she don’t play carprice can be crazy but she well love the ones tht love her back

U really should get u a carprice

by Made by Shamyaia April 9, 2019

Carprice

Carprice is a Virgo and she don’t play but when it comes to her family and friends she don’t play carprice can be crazy but she well love the ones tht love her back

U really should get u a carprice

by Made by Shamyaia April 9, 2019

capriemilk

je to pica a ma 728 imaginarnich subs a dokonce ma kluka. prosim nekamaradte s ni

capriemilk is a shit

by Caprie June 4, 2020

capriemilk

Pica ktera si nezaslouzi 728 subs

capriemilk

by Caprie June 4, 2020

capriemilk

nezaslouzi si tolik subs pica zasrana, to jenom ja romca channel ale ja ji znycim haha

capriemilk

by Caprie June 4, 2020