cancerator

An object that may cause and/or increase the risk of cancer, specifically by emitting deadly radiation. Cell phones are an example of an object that would fall into such a category.
"Dude, give me a call later on your cancerator. Oh, and I hope you don't catch cancer, man."
by PenguinPants April 02, 2008
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cancer

a disease lacking in humor, surplussing in tumor.
holy shit dude, that 6 centimeter mass in your lungs has no sense of humor. what a killjoy.

also, cancer.
by Hawaiian Dicking July 10, 2009
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cancer

1. A disease that some humans contract. The few of them are breast, prostate or lung cancer.

2. Astrological sign for those born between June 21- July 23.
1. Billy's mother told him to stop smoking but being the usual stubborn bastard he is, he would not listen to her. Years later, he was diagnosed with lung cancer.

2. Us Cancer people is known to be very intuitive.
by ??? June 12, 2003
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cancer

Tumblr is cancer
by DrTurtles1313 May 30, 2016
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cancer

A fatal disease caused by the replication of a broken cell.
by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002
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cancer

A vicious person who is extremely negative and adversely affects the mood and demoralizes those around him/her. He/she cannot be fixed or changed and needs to be cut out of the system, or the pathetic nature of the person will spread like wildfire and create an everlasting hostile environment.
The director of international relations is cancer and needs to be canned. He whines like a baby, sabotages other's projects, and is flat-out an ingrate.
by Willy Bee November 02, 2007
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cancer

a disease that already has a cure, but has not been released, and probably never will be due to the fact that the government are a bunch of stuck up ass wholes and are getting entirely too much money to stop now. This is also a form of population controll ,that could be purposely diagnosed to unfortunate babies at birth
Government: OMG! check out all this money were getting!! OH LOOK OVER THERE, so much population, set out the cancer again !
by bigman manley man April 09, 2006
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