Calm before the storm

A term used to metaphorically describe the foreshadow of the climax to an epic story that has never been seen or told before hand.

All my faults and fails have been no fret, but a near Calm before the storm

by Titus dyfilid February 13, 2019

Doing a callum

Doing a callum is where a girl instantly ignores you or tells you to piss off or go away

Oi mate your doing a callum by getting ignored by that girl she told you to piss off 😂

by Jamie pollard Callum’s mate October 28, 2018

Calm Yo Tits

slang for "calm yourself."

Girl: I AM MAD WITH THIS MATH TEACHER!!! SHE GAVE ME 70 IN MY REPORT CARD!!
Girl2: Calm yo tits.

by mi19 March 19, 2011

calm your status

A term applied in suggesting to a friend that he/she chill the fuck out/relax.

The origin of this phrase is traced to the ever popular social networking site, Facebook.

Sam: Jeremy, bro! Where the hell is the funnel! Cannot find it!

Jeremy: Sam! Calm your status! It's over by that coma'd chick next to the sofa!

by elmo1andonly March 29, 2010

Calaminos

Describes the feeling of walking on eggs

Shit ,dude! Im feeling pretty calaminos right now!

by Skiniski November 19, 2017

dead calm

A 'dead calm' is the action following someone having an uncontrollable sex urge during a very intense sex scene in a movie. The result is to promptly go to the bathroom or other private area to masturbate. Both applicable for women and men.

The reference to dead calm, is from the 1989 movie by that name. A very intense sex scene that has made many people have a sex trigger.

If this sex scene continue intensifying, I will probably have a 'dead calm' moment

Do you know where he went? Been a long time to the bathroom, he probably did a 'dead calm' on us after this porn clip.

by HardCoreBunny February 24, 2021

cailum

An individual who is adored by many but doesn't know it. He is has potential to break hearts and make someone go crazy. He is extremely handsome and smart, however he may not know it. He is quite matrue but acts immature. He has a beautiful mind and is thoughtful. Many thinks of him 24/7. He is humble and sweet. He may be popular and athletic. So really, Cailum is wonderful, amazing, and perfect. Nobody deserves him yet is blessed to have him. He is hard to understand but loved.

Cailum is over there, by those girls who are swooning over him.

by collinsdj December 31, 2014