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A phrase used to signal when some inevitable bad thing has happened.
Everyone involved usually gets punished or ill effects.
A different version of "when the shit hits the fan"
Phil called the bouncer an idiot. After the excrement hit the air-conditioning and now Phil and all his mates are banned from the club
by TaintedDeity May 14, 2008
mugGet the after the excrement hit the air-conditioningmug.

CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)

A condition brought about by the chafing of male parts on underclothing, such as compression shorts or underpants, which usually occurs during long runs. It is characterized by:

- Rubbed-raw feeling

- Small amounts of blood

- Intense Discomfort of the dick

- Burning/Itching of the dick
Robert: Hey Josh, how are you feeling after that 1&1/2 mile warmup, all-out mile and 1&1/2 mile cooldown?

Josh: Awww man my dick is on fire, I think all the running got CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)!

McCottonatle: Me too! Awww man its like my dick's in an oven with porcupines!
by HL_Sportaliogist_Man August 15, 2010
mugGet the CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)mug.

condition white

A relaxed state of awareness wherein an attack would be completely unexpected, such as being asleep, or being IN one’s phone.
I was in Condition White, Facebooking, when that car hit me.
by Cmdr Fat Coyote October 22, 2017
mugGet the condition whitemug.

equality of condition

1) The state of being between two or more objects being the same
2) The state of being between two or more people when given a circumstance each will have roughly the same knowledge and enough experience to make a rational decision.
The equality of condition between the 2 football teams made each a formidable opponent which then made for an amazing game which ultimately ended in a tie
by spyasher6 April 15, 2020
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conditioning hike

The most hellish and painful experiences on the planet. It starts off with a simple walk. And about 90 pounds on your body. For 21 kilometers. A big "fuck you" given to US Marines before they redeploy.
Hey Martinez, you want to go to McDonald's?
Nah man, I can't get fat before the Conditioning Hike.
Oh fuck, I forgot!
by Doc Of the Walk March 30, 2015
mugGet the conditioning hikemug.

Air-conditioned out

When you live in Texas and the air-conditioner in your high school stops working. Often results in half of the students ditching class.
Logan! Call your parents. School is air-conditioned out!
by Je parle français August 28, 2019
mugGet the Air-conditioned outmug.

Conditioned Asshole

A person who is an asshole but only to people who deserve it. Eg: a bad person
Jane: I hate bullys

Will: yeah that's why there are conditioned assholes like me who give them a taste of their own medicine
by Siknedevum January 30, 2020
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