chapped penis

This is a condition whereby the penis become dry and possibly cracked. It may be caused by the evaporation of moisture due to having too much sexy time outdoors during the cold winter months.
Dave: Hey, Steve. I heard you had intercourse with Tracy yesterday in the park. I bet that was super!
Steve: Yes, it was A-OK ... until I woke up today with a chapped penis.
by Craig McJohnstone January 29, 2009
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chapped stick

chapped stick
by stalahahiedfe March 21, 2011
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lip chap

I tried to offer her some lip chap but she didnt want nan.
by Malissa33 August 14, 2006
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Chap Sack

Chapped dry testicles from not showering
Person 1: How's you're chap sack going mohamed?

Mohamed: Very dry

Person 1: You should take a shower!!
by Juggalo420666 February 06, 2009
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'ol chap

Usually written ol' chap since the apostrophe should be placed where the missing letter is. Short form for "Old Chap", which is a British way of saying "Dude".
"My word, 'ol chap, the Queen just snogged that fag." means "Check it out, dude, the Queen just french kissed that cigarette."
by SeanAnthonySmith March 24, 2006
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Piss Chaps

Piss chaps is a phenomenon that happens to some individuals when they have been consuming copious amounts of alcohol. After an individual has drank excessively, they may have the unfortunate instance to wet themselves, sometimes through no fault of their own. The area of their pants that is wet versus the area that is dry resembles that of an individual that is wearing chaps. The person donning the piss chaps may or may not be conscious.
Man 1: What the hell happened to you?
Man 2: I passed out at the bar.
Man 1: Looks like you had an accident in your pants.
Man 2: How can you tell??
Man 1: You're wearing your piss chaps!!!
by bigdaddymo March 07, 2010
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chap the phone

Using one's cellular phone so much the phone experiences chafing.
Tim: I gotta go call Janice again.
John: Man! You're going to chap the phone!
by cooliomchoolio January 01, 2008
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