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vagina caterpillar

You don’t know if it is a vagina caterpillar until it turns into butterfly
by EmrahST September 4, 2021
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Caterpillar Dragon’s Breath

When a girl is sucking a long hairy penis and her breath smells like hot dick cheese
Jeff: Man have you talked to Shelby today?
Toby: No, why?
Jeff: Dude, she had mad Caterpillar Dragon’s Breath.
by Arby’s Seafood Bar February 13, 2020
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Caterpillar Balancing

A strip of soft hair grown above the upper lip of an adolescent man, growth similar that to a moustache, but resembles that of a hairy caterpillar balancing on the upper lip.
Look at his little moustache, it looks more like a Caterpillar Balancing on his top lip.
by Taxi Tango July 13, 2024
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Caterpillar thoughts

Thoughts about caterpillars that a guy had
Caterpillar thoughts:
I’ve been thinking about caterpillars
And the things they don’t know
All they do is eat on leaves and then they gradually grow
When they pop out of their eggs, do they have any clue
What their life will have in store for them and what they will do?
They don’t know where they’re headed
They don’t know where they’re from
And they have absolutely no idea what they will become
These little wormies metamorphosize into something more
But I want to make it clear
This song is not a metaphor
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on
They’re dopey as heck, don’t know why we
Respect something that can’t do long division
Write petitions, or pay with a check
(AND I CAN DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS!)
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on!
I can eat leaves, and I can also climb trees
And I can also conceive of what I’ll be in three years:
A keeper of bees
(A beekeeper!)
I’d like to see a caterpillar do that
by Average nonbinarian November 8, 2022
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Caterpillars

Person 1: Did you have fun last night

Person 2: Yes we smoked Caterpillars

Person 1: Fresh out the Cocoon?

Person 2: Yes.
by yoloswagmaster3000 April 2, 2013
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happy caterpillar

When some is eating ass and they start biting and tearing off skin
Bro James did a “Happy Caterpillar” with his girl the other night!
by Hfjddhbsisksms January 10, 2025
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Caterpillar Battles

The act of rubbing one's mustache against another man's mustache, preferably while dressed as The Village People.
"Dude, i'm not going to shave for a month so we can have sweet caterpillar battles."

"Let me go get my leather biker cap, i'm going to battle the shit out of your caterpillar."
by LubedFerret February 28, 2014
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