cat piss caterpillar

A rare species of caterpillar that emits a cat piss like substance from tiny pores on its body in attempt to disguise and protect itself from predators. It releases this substance when it feels as if it is in danger.

Lauren : yo why does this tree smell like cat piss
Korren : dude there are cat piss caterpillars shivering their timbers all over this tree right now

by korndog420 March 10, 2022

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cuthbert the caterpillar

Absolute unit sickest cunt I ever had in my mouth

Glorious feel really gentle and moist

Oh cuthbert the caterpillar was so delicate and scrumptious

by Bigbiggynig March 11, 2022

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CABO CATERPILLAR

It's a rare creature, only grown in the early months after the winter solstice. The cabo caterpillar grants you the powers of freddy mercury and makes you unable to enter a school zone.

Ever since Sean grew that cabo caterpillar he can't pick up his kid from school or go to the bar without dudes grabbing his ass.

by Dickel tickler March 18, 2022

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The Fuzzy Brown Caterpillar

When two men get together and one shits in the others mouth, While the man has shit in his mouth the other

fucks his shit filled mouth.

I am going to give Ryan The Fuzzy Brown Caterpillar.

by Hesh69CSgod January 12, 2021

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Caterpillaring

When a person writes for a long time and the ••• appear on Facebook.

"Ugh she's been caterpilliaring me all day."

"Do you think he's asleep, he's left me on a caterpillar?"

Caterpillaring: Defined as taking a while to reply and you can see them typing.

by TheLongLongStaircase April 19, 2021

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