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Naughty Carpenter

when you strip down naked and send guys nudes in order to sell drugs
“yo bro I think my drug dealer Noah is a naughty carpenter
by stinky cooter September 30, 2023
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Jeremy Carpenter

Very cracked at Fortnite. His balls are huge and he moderates discords. This man has many egirlfriends who he met in Roblox.
Hey is that a Jeremy Carpenter?
by Jeremy Carpenter February 2, 2022
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William Carpenter

Singer songwriter from Louisville, Kentucky in the United States. Beginning his musical interests at a very young age, he was often in lots of musicals; some include Winnie the Pooh, Rumplestiltzskin, Annie, and some other local English during his time living abroad (in Canterburry, Kent, U.K.)

Hear some tracks by William Carpenter at www.myspace.com/willcarpenterrock
by txtboy91 August 6, 2008
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mr carpenter

best chili maker, creator of the catapult in nj, world famous pantie model, inventor of the nuclear bomb, and the greatest teacher of all time.
Mr carpenter won’t stop slaying, hes making everyone jealous.

Don’t cry, everyone is madly in love with mr Carpenter.
by oakpokesyourmom October 20, 2023
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Dirty Carpenter

Kayla is such a Dirty Carpenter. She loves to salt Paige's butthole.
by carpenters August 16, 2024
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The Carpenter Effect

When a person or persons find themselves inexplicably drawn either a trilby, glasses a scarf or all of the above. This person will then want to molest everything that moves. A known symptom of the Carpenter effect also includes blaring classical music from hidden speakers around your body, some may also find themselves compelled to provide a 'tuneful' accompaniment. They will look a bit silly.
"Did you see Taylor Momsen the other day?"
"Yeah she was suffering from 'The Carpenter Effect'!"
by DuckmanThesecond August 18, 2013
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The Carpenters clutch

Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.
Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy

He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George
by Sparky503 March 29, 2017
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