The offspring of a Nacho Camacho and a (god-forsaken) human, have only been known to survive outside of the womb for 20 minutes. They quickly succumb to the bright lights of a delivery room, but it is still unknown whether there has been a successful birth underground. Legend has it, that there has been and still is ONE living hum-ach that roams the earth. It is said that he is aimlessly searching for love and for a very special lady to bring down to his cave. No reports have led to the location of this hum-ach, so scientists believe that he has had no luck in the lady department.
Once a year, on cinco de mayo, they will partake in festivities during the night time. These beings have been known to really live it up on these special holidays, and bring cheer to all of the cave-dwelling, alcohol intoxicated, blind as a bat women. These women are strangely attracted to their breath, and it has been a mysterious phenomenon for the past million years. These god-forsaken women are the only non-Camacho living species known to withstand the camach breath for longer then 4 seconds...without being put into a coma or worse, burned to death.
Once a year, on cinco de mayo, they will partake in festivities during the night time. These beings have been known to really live it up on these special holidays, and bring cheer to all of the cave-dwelling, alcohol intoxicated, blind as a bat women. These women are strangely attracted to their breath, and it has been a mysterious phenomenon for the past million years. These god-forsaken women are the only non-Camacho living species known to withstand the camach breath for longer then 4 seconds...without being put into a coma or worse, burned to death.
(baby)"Mama..mama..HUNGRY"
"I'm so drunk and blind as a bat! Jeez, that Nacho Camacho looks handsome!"
"I'm so drunk and blind as a bat! Jeez, that Nacho Camacho looks handsome!"
by Keeper of the Camach February 25, 2010
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by kevin1234567 May 6, 2006
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Camarah is the biggest bully to teachers she always cusses out teachers and has a loud ass mouth and it's always yapping and doesn't know how to keep it shut and she talks way too much sometimes
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Can also be used as a nickname. Not related to the literal meaning.
Can also be used as a nickname. Not related to the literal meaning.
On a roller coaster
"CACABARNNNN!!!!!!!!!!"
"hey, cacabarn, how's it goin? Dude, I did not steal your bubblegum, will you just let it go already?"
"CACABARNNNN!!!!!!!!!!"
"hey, cacabarn, how's it goin? Dude, I did not steal your bubblegum, will you just let it go already?"
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