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sleeping naked

1. A practice that is shunned publicly by the general populace, but privately performed by millions. Particularly enjoyable when you have satin sheets.

2. Something you probably shouldnt spring on your girlfriend the first time she stays over.

3. Something not to do when sleeping on your best mate's couch after a heavy night of drinking.
1. Pastor to the clergy: "Sleeping naked is a sin, and those who partake of it will burn in hell! It promotes promiscuity and filth!!"

2. gf: "Arghghg! what's that?"
you: "Nothing i just like to sleep naked"
gf: "You filthy perverted monkey! get away from me"

3. So i walked into the loungeroom, and there was Jamie passed out and spreadeagled on the couch. We took photos and put them on the web.
by friend of p May 1, 2005
mugGet the sleeping nakedmug.

I'm naked

When you want to make someone look like a homosexual. Say it when they are turned away from you and they will most likely turn around no matter their sexuality. When he realizes what you have done, you will either share a jolly laugh together or he will punch you in the face.

This is done mainly by low-end middle school kids or general attention-seekers.
Josh: "Hey, Jacob, I'm naked!"
Jacob: "wait...what?"
Josh: "Hahaha, you looked! (cough)queer(cough)"
Jacob: "All right mate, this was cute the first couple times, but you crossed the line now" (proceeds to deliver a can of whoop-ass)
by Tez, a man March 9, 2010
mugGet the I'm nakedmug.

Naked Dash

A short dash/sprint while naked,in the hope that nobody will spot you and your private parts. Usually undertaken from the shower to your bedroom.
Mick 'Dude, i got caught by my mom doing the Naked Dash today, most embarrassing thing OF ALL TIME!'

Seán 'LMAO, I'd be so bummed'
by Myerz90 May 21, 2009
mugGet the Naked Dashmug.

Naked Guy

The giving of a very very rough handjob, sometimes with sandpaper. Usually happens at the random sketchy basements at College party houses.
Yo man i just got a Naked Guy... it was very painful and not exciting!
by NeuGuy December 12, 2010
mugGet the Naked Guymug.

clit naked

The female equivalent of bollock naked.

A female in a state of total undress.
I walked into the changing room and she was, quite literally, clit naked.
by Big dick engineer 1995 July 2, 2017
mugGet the clit nakedmug.

naked rain

raining and sunny outside at the same time
damn its sunny and its raining.. must be that NAKED RAIN!
by Anonymousrainer May 21, 2011
mugGet the naked rainmug.

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