The Bulldog

Another in the lineage of Dick Tricks whereby one gets down on all fours, preferably naked, after tucking the penis and balls back between ones legs. When properly done, the effect will resemble that of a male Bulldog, with the scrotum and testicles hanging down under the rectum. This trick should also include a growl, and typically is listed at a medium-hard trick to pull off, because of the necessity to be naked. Bonus points can be earned by holding a shoe or slipper in ones mouth, and growling loudly while performing this trick.

Brad walked in the door, and was totally caught off guard by the The Bulldog that was aimed his way.

by stealy December 10, 2012

feed the bulldog

'Feeding the bulldog' is used in the business world to have enough revenue to meet expenses.

Good intentions don't feed the bulldog.

by osidechris March 18, 2014

Bulldowzer

Bulldowzer (bull-dow-zer)

Verb, bulldowzered, bulldowzer, bulldowzering, adverb, bulldowzerly

1. To be mistaken to the point of irreversibility, to be in error.

2. To realize a mistake or error in hindsight: You really bulldowzered that man's haircut

3. To describe a particular situation as careless or pointless: He bulldowserly put the groceries away resulting in a messy pantry.

4. Being in the act of committing to a bulldowzer situation: She is bulldowzering dinner tonight.

"You really bulldowzered that man's haircut"
"You are going to bulldowzer this assignment"
"He has been bulldowzering at work lately"
"I bulldowzerly requested a back massage and as a result was rejected"

by Wowie Zowie June 26, 2012

bulldoze

Doing anything necessary to get the job done and completed, for example in school, career, family. Simply put, no excuses.

Come on guys, lets bulldoze through this.

by lizgurd September 7, 2018

the bulldozer

A crazy sex position where you take the girl and pretend like you are gonna do doggystyle. Then, right before you penetrate her, you pick her up and start ramming her into walls and things in the room.

Boy: Ready?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: *picks up girl* THE BULLDOzER!!!!

by Volcano Head November 22, 2013

bulldog eating custard

A way of describing a proper dirty battered woman's chuff

"and she had a chuff like a bulldog eating custard"

by Tibolticus May 19, 2008

bulldoober

A word derived from "safe around kids" versions of two other words: bullshit and douchedbag. Bulldoo used instead of bullshit, and doober in place of douchebag.

"Your apartment looks like hell."
"Bite me you bulldoober"

by Zappaman December 6, 2006