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cummer bummer

When you cum on someone's ass or butt
Jessica: did you just give me a cummer bummer?
Jake: I most defiantly did Jessica.
by fuzzyballs42069 February 26, 2023
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hyper mega bummer boy

Lyric from Chappell Roan's "Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl". A man who is mediocre at best and brings you down at worst. Overall ruins your day.
"Girl, my ex is such a hyper mega bummer boy."
"I don't need hyper mega bummer boys in my life. Girls are better anyway!"
by randominusII August 2, 2024
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Bump bummer

Individual who hangs around only to bum a bump from a person
Frank hangs out with Jane only to be a bump bummer not a real friend.
by simplybeauitful December 15, 2019
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bummer

A wedgie but you hit the person 30 times in the kidneys with a wooden paddle and pull on their balls with the backside of a hammer. While you are performing the bummer, your friends must light the person's pants on fire.
"It was a bummer" - Jon Hamm after his 1990 fraternity hazing incident
by GLCH May 15, 2025
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bare bummer

Someone who sits on a public toilet seat without creating a “nest” out of toilet paper to protect themselves from germs. Bare Bummers reject nesting on toilets and prefer to expose themselves to germs.
That guy is a bare bummer, when he uses a public washroom he doesn’t nest!
by Nester9898 June 7, 2024
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One-hit bummer

A song that sounds really good the first few times you hear it, and after that it just gets annoying. Similar to the classic one-hit wonder.
Bob: *listens to music* "Gah! I hate this song! It used to be so good!"
Steve: "Aww dude, sounds like you have a one-hit bummer
by Eric Churchill December 14, 2009
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