broke as bananas

1. To be entirely out of funds; even to the point that some might argue that it's insane how out of funds you are.
2. To not only be out of funds, but to know that your next incoming paycheck will be entirely dedicated to bills.

Person 1: Wanna catch a movie?
Person 2: Nah, man. I'm broke as a joke.
Person 1: It's cool, I'll cover you and you can pay me back next time.
Person 2: Appreciate it, but I can't. I'm two months behind on rent as well. I'm broke as bananas.

by SuperEboy December 24, 2012

Broke a robber

When someone drops a dumbbell on your eye

When Abossy was lifting he broke a robber.

by Redneckfarmerboy35 March 7, 2017

It Smell Broke

Usually a term which refers to AirPod users flexing on earbud users but guess what AirPod users can’t afford a wire :o

Peter piper was wearing his AirPods and said it smell broke in here

by Um my name is Justin ;(: February 14, 2019

Paper broke

When yo bitch ass has no money you is paper broke

All my money is tied up in drug deals. I am paper broke at the moment

by Dankdankdoctor420 April 19, 2018

Broke as joke

When a person has so little money that it is funny and humorous, as they cannot afford to buy anything.

Person 1: Hey bro, you buying yo mum that necklace for Christmas?
Person 2: Nah mate, I'm broke as joke.

by JustABastard January 12, 2017

Broke the Internet

An overly exaggerated way of saying 'you've done well' - as if to say that the internet is the most valuable thing ever. Used by the same types that say 'bro' - and 'literally' too much

like, duuuude.... you broke the internet with that prank...'

by tom healey August 29, 2016

broke as hell

(adj): to be broke, in the figurative language, to the equivalent of the extremes of hell.

Tony is unable to pay rent for he is broke as hell.

by Swagdaddy68+1 June 18, 2016