Bros before hoes

A code between two bros saying they won't abandon them for a girl.

Tyler: "I had no choice!

Carter: "Dude it's supposed to be bros before hoes"

by Don Heroic June 10, 2020

Hoe bros

One women has sex with brothers at same time or years apart.

She is such a hoe bros.

by Braintrust563 February 7, 2018

Ur Bro a Hoe

The absolute worst way to totally DESTROY someone in ANY given fight!

Tim: Ur mom gay!
Carl: Ur dad lesbian!
Tim: Ur granny tranny!
Carl: Ur sister is a mister!
Tim: Ur grandpap a trap!
Carl: Ur family tree LGBT!
Tim: Ur Bro a HOE!!

Carl gets disintegrated by ALIENS, THEN GOD FUCKING LEAVES THE SERVER!!!

by ComingAtYou May 16, 2018

bro hoe

Michelle Wookey

Michelle is such a bro hoe.

by lovaaaabro October 18, 2008

Ur bro a hoe

Worse than all the other phrases. Ruined families and even countries.

Dan: ur mom gay
Frank: ur dad lesbian
Sarah: ur grandma tranny
Nicole: ur sister a mister
John: ur bro a hoe

Everyone starts arguing as the world slowly collapses.

by ur bro a hoe May 11, 2018

Ur bro a hoe

Even worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur sister a mister, ur grandpap a trap, ur brother a mother, ur family tree lgbt, ur dog asexual, ur uncle bisexual, and pretty much everything in-between.

Jimmy- Ur mom gay
Brendan- Ur dad lesbian
Jimmy- Ur granny tranny
Brendan- Ur sister a mister
Jimmy- ur brother a mother
Brendan- ur family tree LGBT
Jimmy- ur uncle bisexual
Brendan-ur dog asexual
Jimmy- UR BRO A HOE
Brendan-(dies, no longer has a chance to go to heaven or hell, only to be a dark lonely soul that can wander this earth in agony, just wishing he could just disappear, when that will never happen, and Brendan will never be happy again.)

by ThatAussieCunt May 14, 2018

Bro Hoe

Annoying girls of the white trash variety who try to fix in "with the guys" by wearing brands like RVCA, Fox, Hurley, and more. They also tend to be dessert rats with pink riding gear. More than likely the only machinery they are capable of operating is a manual quad however they might claim to race motor bikes. These girls' bios might look something like this:
16/so cal livin'/love cars, off roading, dirt bike riding, and country music/single!

Stacy is such a bro hoe always going to the dessert and posting videos of her and her "girls" singing to old Luke Bryan songs.

by Let's be honest July 17, 2016