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Bluetooth Balls

What a person gets when they are playing games online with a headset and start acting tough or telling in appropriate jokes, which they would not normally in public.
I'll fuck you up if you do that again pussy! Ahh shit someones got bluetooth balls.
by L.T. Owens April 26, 2011
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Bluetooth head

Engaging in oral sex that is hands-free (as Bluetooth is a connection technology that is wireless).
"I'm on another level. I only get that Bluetooth head now".
by ChocolateSoul April 15, 2009
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Bluetooth flick

when you flick the air in someone's direction. Like flicking them but without touching them.
"i'm sending you a bluetooth flick"

*Flicks*
by Oista February 22, 2009
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Bluetoothache

The numbness or ringing sensation in your ear from having your phone earpiece too loud, or in too long with a loud caller.
Sarah rants at such length that I was getting a sore neck from cradling the phone with my shoulder. Now I get Bluetoothache.
by 818-adjacent March 23, 2008
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retard bluetooth

The mechanism which the two biggest idiots in the room immediatle synch up and begin to systematically agree on every subject.
Dont ask those two...you will get the same answer. I blame retard bluetooth.
by UDauthor123 April 21, 2010
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bluetooth

when a bunch of guys sleep with a girl when they're all together and they all have a go
"fancy bluetooth?"
by teniqua April 22, 2009
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Bluetooth Universe

A theoretical state of being where the universe you reside in is superimposed on top of (and within) the frequencies and properties of the Bluetooth realm.
Nancy was walking through the Bluetooth universe. She had a Bluetooth knife flung at her. Nancy's options were to take the hit and die in the Bluetooth universe, or turn off the Bluetooth before the knife could make contact with skin. She tried to turn off the Bluetooth in the Bluetooth universe, but failed in doing so because she could not confirm the warning of turning off said universe in time. Hence, she died in the Bluetooth universe. Also, if you die in the Bluetooth universe, you are not a Bihari.
by Controlled Chaos, Tyler Brown February 17, 2010
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