Pinky blinder

When an individual sticks a pinky in someone’s asshole or sphincter area and rub it in their eyes causing mild to moderately severe forms of pink eye, subsequently leading to calling in sick to work the next day and having to binge watch the popular tv drama series, Peaky Blinders.

I gave her the pinky blinder and now my eye is itchy.

by garlicbreadboi October 15, 2023

fecal blinded

The act of dehydrating fecal matter, grindinging it into fine powder and then blowing it into one's eyes

Guy 1: blows the powder into ones eyes
Guy 2: what the fuck bro?
Guy 1: you just got fecal blinded by the fecal fucking blinders

by BungusFlungus April 29, 2024

Dick in a blinder

It’s when a guy named Caleb rips his dick in a blinder.

Dick in a blinder-Owwww fuck my dick in the blinder!!

by Werueheduhehdue May 19, 2020

West Texas blinders

When you live in a small West Texas town specifically (Marfa TX) a rural area and haven’t seen hot people in a REALLY long time so you are so blinded from not being In civilization you start to find ugly people, attractive

Did you see Emily with Mark?! She must have her West Texas blinders on he’s a 2 in the city.

by Dillybar66 February 26, 2022