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The Berlin Funnel

A metaphorical process that many privileged expats - often from countries like Australia or France- who move to Berlin for the vibes. It describes the predictable trajectory of initial excitement and exploration, often characterized by partying and casual drug use, which escalates over time. Many find themselves burned out after a couple of years, losing their sense of purpose, and ultimately leaving Berlin more confused than when they arrived.

They treat the city as a disposable playground, diving into its nightlife and drug culture with little regard for its actual residents or community. Many of these expats identify as leftists and engage in performative activism but fail to acknowledge their role in contributing to gentrification and other systemic issues.
They’re totally in the Berlin Funnel—moved here for the vibes, started partying every weekend, and now they don’t even remember why they came.
by Zeggy-Stardust December 27, 2024
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Purple Berliner

A telescopic dildo like sex toy, it is a lazer guided fuck rod that WILL ruin your life. Bypasses the G-spot and heads straight for the Z-spot somewhere near your heart
"hey girl, you're walkin kinda funny, sup?"

" he gave me the ol' purple berliner... i think i'm bleeding! "
by PenileSage February 7, 2010
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Berlin Wall

1. When you and your roommate are both having sex in adjacent rooms and you both high five the dividing wall while having sex;

2. when any type of approving or applauding communication is made between two individuals having sex in adjacent rooms.

See Eiffel Tower, but with a wall separating the 4 individuals.
Tommy and I brought girls back to our rooms and pulled a Berlin Wall by high fiving the wall separating our two rooms while we were having sex.
by Jimbo Lahey February 16, 2017
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Berlin Sober

When you're avoiding alcohol completely, but continuing to take any and all other drugs.

Practiced by millenial party-goers desperately trying to get a handle on their rabid alcoholism, or more intuitively by zoomers who don't drink much anyway.

Actually pretty great.
"Klaus was doing dry January, but I think they've developed a ket addiction"

"Ah they must be going Berlin Sober"
by theloneliestmonk January 6, 2025
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Berlin Twin

When two men sit with their legs straight forming two X's and a girl sits in between with one mans penis in her vagina and the other mans penis in her ass.
Man we got so drunk that Mike and Brad gave Jackie the Berlin Twin.
by Masster Blasster July 6, 2015
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Berlin

The moment when you see a black guy with a long head in a game or show. Or anyone who looks like the youtuber berleezy.
“There go Berlin in the game
Congrats on your new role Berlin”
by LongToes254 January 12, 2021
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Berlin Beef Kebab

A meaty treat, served warm from the sausage delivery apparatus of a hairy bravarian man; usually diagonally across the face of a willing lady.
Sandra the milkmaid tried not to retch as Herr-spunk the gestapo officier treated her to a steaming Berlin Beef Kebab.
by Larry Spagbol February 19, 2012
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