gutter bazooka

Narcotic made from ranch dressing and Benadryl

Him: Damn, Timmy is really tweaking
Me: Yea bro, he’s blasted from that gutter bazooka

by SuperDraco April 21, 2018

Bazooka

Plus size tampon

This bazooka design could absorb nearly 20 times its own weight in fluid.

by Leif Hopper June 10, 2017

Ghost bazooka

Rapid yawning with noise so audible, it can only be described as the expulsion of ghosts.

David, your dad is firing ghost bazookas again!

by Anonyomousbazooka September 26, 2020

Parole Bazooka

The rather graphic, violent act of destroying a loved-one’s orifice of choice, upon receiving the good news that he or she (or they, if you are so inclined) have been granted clemency, an early pardon, etc., and with all the pent-up seKsual tension and rage that inevitably accumulated during the incarceration period (because of course they were wrongly convicted of diddling that baby whilst polishing Dr. Frankfurter on multiple occasions — caught on several different Ring cameras). Must be achieved with an actual bazooka. Or a penis.

Diahanna: “WELCOMMME HOMMME HUNNNNNEYY!!!”

Carthage McFartface: “TURN THE lights OFF BIIISHH AN TURN AROUND IMMABOUDA GIVE YOU THE WHOLE PAROLE BAZOOKA AAAAGHH AAAAHH OOOHH AAAGH AAAAAAGGGHH!!!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 15, 2025

baja bazooka

a girl bends over and you put a shook up baja blast in her ass with a couple mentos

"Man I wish my girl would let me give her a baja bazooka i'd marry her on the spot!"

by Goontavious III Gonnius II February 6, 2025