Auer bauer

sexy red head with long penis

Have you seen auer bauer yet? you can see his dick from miles away sheeeeeeesh

by sexmakerwithaugust September 2, 2021

Lauren Bauer

MOMMY. The Ass queen of CP. So hot.

"Dude, Lauren Bauer just posted"
"Dude, I know that shit is gas."

by PeterDamionDanielsDonnelly June 22, 2023

Bauer

There is no way in describing the size of a Bauer's Penis, its huge, even though a Bauer is a great person everyone rejects a Bauer, fearing they would die from the size.

Hey Ann, yeah I heard dave has a Bauer, no wonder no hits on him, their afraid, well i'm not.

by UrbanMafia October 18, 2023

Bauer

Adjective: A word that describes Dominick Nemier for wearing Eddie Bauer clothing.

Noun: Used as a replacement for any word for humor

Warning Bauer is a mild form of retardation

Adjective: Man, Bauer is an absolute spazoid

Noun: Holy Bauer did you see that spazoid

by Crackheadbauer October 25, 2019

Bauer Hour

The hour of the week that Jack Bauer flex's his muscle and "24" is on the air!

I'll be over at Nick and Teri's for "Bauer Hour" tomorrow night!
or "Bauer Hour" rocked the other night!

by MagnetDude March 13, 2010

Bauer

The best gay friend ever!!! He is so nice and funny. Honestly the best, better than the rest.

Yolanda: "Are you friends with Bauer??"
Jess: "Yup Bauer is the best, better than the rest."

by gurll34 April 19, 2022

Bauer

Bauer (slang), to be a homosexual or ‘bent’or strange

Look at that bauer

by Titlicker56 September 24, 2020