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Bathtub Skipper

Somebody who claims to know everything about warships and naval warfare, but actually has little to no real world experience in the field. The naval equivalent of the Armchair General.
There he goes, hating on the Zumwalt destroyers again. He's such a Bathtub Skipper.
by RoundenBrown October 16, 2018
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Bathtub in a Lobster

Not unlike "The Lobster", in that one is performing "The Shocker" with two different women at the same time, only with three people.

This sex act is performed by three women with the hands of each of the other two performing the "The Shocker" simultaneously with in them.

Thumb wrestling around the clit, six fingers in ones vagina and two in ones ass, everyones hands are busy.
Last time we were at a girl pile we orgasmed super hard from the "Bathtub in a Lobster", I knew it was true love as we held hands inside of our other lover, but I lost my ring for a while.
by D'jisorderly March 31, 2024
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bathtub moments

When you read a sexy book in the tub and engage in some sweet solo action due to the books saucy words.
Jill is always enjoying some bathtub moments while rereading Fifty Shades Of Grey.

We ran out of hot water again bc Kevin and his bathtub moments… but at least we aren’t out of Kleenex again!
by Karen #4 June 2, 2022
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bathtub circus

When you're taking a bath and decide to pump one out in the tub.
"Man, last night was so relaxing. I had a bathtub circus before bed.
by Courtesity June 14, 2024
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Bathtub

A white rectangular object mostly used for sexual activity
Hey Ryan, did you hear that those two boys fucked in the bathtub
by GenderBender123 September 20, 2021
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Old man in the bathtub

An old man that is in a bathtub.
by anonymous May 24, 2021
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Reverse bathtub

When JD Vance gives the president Trump a massage from behind in a bathtub
Trump; That was such a great reverse bathtub You gave me last night. JD Vance: anytime boss.
by 619619619619619619 October 16, 2025
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