Joe Barnacles

Two white parents who "some how" had a black baby

Man why is my baby black? white thats some Joe Barnacles

by Over-Syndrome October 17, 2022

hairy barnacle

Basically a nipple.

Two things attached to your chest sorta like barnacles on a ship.... But they're hairy.

I have a third hairy barnacle....... wanna see?

by SlipperyGypsy01 November 30, 2017

Barnacle Stroking

To scrub oneself while taking a cold shower.

Guy 1 "Bro I had such a nice time barnacle Stroking it last night."
Guy 2 "I'm not a fan of the cold, but you do you bro."

by Biggus-Meatus June 11, 2025

Quest for Barnacles

When you’re intensely high on weed and you are searching for the grubbiest junk food out of boredom. The food is usually dry or crunchy but is the last resort to satisfy your poor broke bitch ass. End result is usually magically satisfying in return, because of the perpetual munchies

Ugh there’s nothing to eat I’m on a quest for barnacles.

by Jet9926oooo July 23, 2024

going barnacles

Being the recipient of the gayest sex in the world

I was up at 1am going barnacles

by hogtits August 11, 2024

going barnacles

receiving the gayest sex in the world

I was up at 1am going barnacles

by hogtits August 11, 2024

crisis barnacle

Someones who manufactures a crisis as an excuse to attach themselves to others.

The office crisis barnacle's parasitic grip on the boss tightened with her every phony squeal for help.

by snakeplisskent July 19, 2019