Babooned

When a male orgasms into his own hand and then turns around while flailing arms and slinging it in the face of the receiver. He then beats his chest like a gorilla.

-Bro I babooned that bih last night.
-You fuckin’ baboon.

by gasocatylst September 11, 2020

Baboon-ish

Term used for a very hairy man that shaves his genitals and ass.

Chris walked out of shower naked , he looked very

baboon-ish.

by C-dub73 February 6, 2023

Strangling the Baboon

To aggressively masturbate.

Person 1: Where did they go?
Person 2: Oh, he's Strangling the Baboon

by SweatyNutts5020 November 15, 2023

Baboon!

Misspell of baboom to indicate something awesome occurring

I am moving to Hawaii. Baboon!

by AK420247 June 6, 2022

baboon lips

When a male or female has their pants pulled up so tight, you can see their corn hole outline through their clothes.

Ex. Did you see the baboon lips on kelly, it gave me the stink eye.

by PMSKelly December 10, 2015

Maroon Baboon

A mediocre flag football team consisting of elderly men

Those damn Maroon Baboons were playing alright for old guys today.

by Thaddeusrex March 31, 2019

baboon kiss

When you bump butts with someone intentionally or not. Like butterfly kisses, but for asses.

My bad, didn’t mean to give you a baboon kiss bud.

by Tannis July 27, 2019