turd burglar

Forget the other definitions, a "turd burglar" is in fact, a toilet.
You sit, and it burgles the turds from your sphincter.

Ok let's go!

Hang on, I gotta go to the turd burglar first.

(15 minutes later)

Awesome, I'm all ready! My ass has been proper burgled.

by wild nothing June 19, 2012

Tiptoe Burglar

A person who is averse to physical contact.

Originated by Deion Sanders as a pet name for Shaun Alexander, and also used by Warren Sapp to describe Brandon Jacobs.

Primetime called Alexander the Tiptoe Burglar! That dude did NOT want to get hit.

by mreniigma January 13, 2012

turd burglar

a person u comes in the middle of the nite with a plunger and steals ur turds out of ur toilet

YOur such a turd burglar

by gretchen August 31, 2003

terd burglar

one who steals turds from another mans ass. fucking sick!!!!!

" see that dude over there, yeah, he's a turd burglar"

by masshole617 June 16, 2004

turd burglar

One who steals turds from a toilet and keeps them in a dumpster.

J.B., being the master turd burglar, stole his own turds from his friends toilet and stored them in the dumpster outside.

by Teksystems September 02, 2003

Turd-Burglar

Someone who tries to open the bathroom stall door while you are inside.

I was trying drop a duece when some Turd-Burglar tried to bust in my stall!

by fallenaway August 30, 2008

TERD BURGLAR

when the family dog sneaks into the litter box to eat cat poop.

Daisy is a terd burglar so don't leave her alone near the litter box.

by Mrs. McGuinness July 22, 2006