bristol

Someone you always want but can never have

bristol is so hot but shes dating chad

by Fluster5 December 27, 2022

Lexi Bristol

The goddess of judicial punishment and the exactor of vengeance

Look at Lexi Bristol arm!

by Jgar May 22, 2019

Bristol Craig

Bristol is hot like really hot I’m talking like omfg she’s hot af

Shes hot she must be a bristol Craig

by Julian... May 11, 2022

Bristol Farmsey

Something that is characteristic of Bristol Farms. Often used to describe expensive, high end goods that are worth the price.

My new Audi is so Bristol Farmsey, the leather interior is so comfortable.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 16, 2023

The BRISTOL factor

When you set a new “standard” on eating habits and weight, while believing they are good for you even though they aren’t. So you continue to eat the same way regardless of the negative damaging effects to ones self.

While visiting the doctors about my high blood pressure, cholesterol levels and weight, the doctor explained the road I was on would lead to death. But !! Also explained, The new Male standard for weight and eating habits, which he called The BRISTOL factor. So to celebrate, I took the family out for some high end Carbohydrates

by Greenteam04 July 20, 2021

bristol deloach

the funniest and hottest girl alive

"did u see how funny bristol deloach is"

"ya she hilarios"

by bigbootyjaws July 22, 2024

Bristol city fan

A Bristol city fan is a person who doesn’t have a brain the opposite of a Bristol city fan is a smart person.

He is a Bristol city fan because he can’t read.

by BristolroversUTG April 27, 2024