Bonks Ass

"This lasagna bonks ass"
"I thought this party was gonna suck but it bonks ass"
"My marriage was on the rocks, but after seeing a marriage counselor it bonks ass"
by Oblong Pearl January 05, 2018
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Bonk Weed

Marijuana leaves, that are dried, chopped up and sold cheaper than regular marijuana.

Sometimes even sold as regular marijuana to people who don't know much about it.
Steve: Hey, I just bought some amazing weed!

Tom: Naw man, that's just bonk weed.
by pot_gardner May 05, 2009
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Donk Bonk

A game similar to "Punch Buggy" in which players try to spot "Donks" (excessively lifted cars, especially Impalas, with gigantic wheels, outrageous paint jobs, and faux-expensive accessories). Once a player spots a Donk, he must yell "Donk Bonk!" and is permitted to punch another person near him*. Generally played while in a moving vehicle, pedestrians can play too. The creators of this game strongly advise against punching the driver in such a way that you all end up like poor, poor Ryan Dunn.

*While anyone can be brought into this game, you may want to use some discretion about bonking strangers.
('93 Monte Carlo with 35" rims and a Cookie Monster custom paint job rolls past)
Me: DONK BONK! (punches you)
You: Rats!
by Rad Cactus June 26, 2011
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nipple bonk

When a person has an erect nipple caused by cold weather or excitement.
"nipple bonk"
by misky79 April 06, 2009
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bonk

1) Look at the size of his bonk. 2) I want to bonk you.
by sillylittlefatman March 22, 2009
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Bonks

to describe money
"I only got 5 bonks"
by doug the hair guy & nene June 12, 2009
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Bonk ass

I phrase you use when you are roasting someone continuously. Similar to bitch ass
Shut your bonk ass up!
by Stragam April 12, 2020
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